Egads, it’s Friday. Why, these cartoons and memes should have been to me yesterday! This is unacceptable! Can you can give one good reason why I should not have you fired?
“Sorry Sir I can’t, But can you see it in your heart of hearts to give me one more chance?”
Errr… what were we talking about? My mind seems to have wandered a bit there.
“Here are the Memes sir.”
Thank you.
Pro tip, if you remove the forward grip on your assault unicorn it legally becomes something you can sell at a pet show without a background check.
Well I would certainly like to see a YouTube video of that process.
No thanks. One more community strike and I end up in a Turkish prison.
You ever seen a grown man nekkid?
I’ve been naked this whole time…
You haven’t been Toobin us, have you?
Wait… don’t answer that.
Well, I did start to type out a reference to Jayne and a swinging cod as a more effective logging tool than a European herring, but since you asked me not to shatter your illusions I’ll refrain.
And now, The Pretenders with Back on the Jayne Gang
‘Scuse me while I whip this out! ~ Jeffery Toobin
Because Mrs. Clinton, fat, drunk, and vindictive is no way to go through life.
Awe man, on further review I just realized that Raquel got me with the circle game. Where do I go to accept my uhmmm, punishment?
Your punishment is to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with… a Herring!
Can’t I just find you another shrubbery?
Where is the first one?
And why are you responding for Fangbeer?
I’ll remind him that it’s not possible to answer that question without violating the terms of our legal agreement…
It’s all fun and games and then the lawyers show up.
What’s it worth me not telling them of this herring based forestry scheme of yours?
I might have a spontaneous bout of amnesia if there’s enough grade A1 plywood in it for me.
How about a 2×4?
Throw in a few worn out fish (I’m contractually bound to feed Friarbob once a week) and it’s a deal.
You shouldn’t let your attention wander like that.
You deserve someone else’s bacon, sir. Not mine. That’s mine. But someone’s, for sure.
I find myself wanting to take a closer look at Epstein’s “demise”.
An exposé might well be in order. If only we could get them to open up.
If he tried to escape, he might have gotten away with a motorboat.
Wonder if it was negligée homicide? The murderer may have said “Ta-ta for now, Epstein!”