Straight Line of the Day: Harris Decides She’ll Go to the Border After All. Only Problem Is… Posted by Oppo on 12 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all. Only problem is… 2
… she still has a warrant out for her arrest, after a particularly memorable weekend in Tijuana… 5 Reply to this comment
“I can’t go to the borders, because Obama closed them. What? That was the bookstore chain? Really? Hahahahahahahahahaha.” 3 Reply to this comment
… she can’t get near it because of the crowds of illegals. “I mean, it’s like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.” she said. 4 Reply to this comment
Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all. Only problem is… her GPS navigation is not working. Bummer. Reply to this comment
Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all. Only problem is… none of her numerous assistants and toadies know where it is either. 2 Reply to this comment
…her usual inclination is for things to come to her. …Mexico still hasn’t promised her asylum. …Ross Perot already used that “Giant Sucking Sound You Hear” allusion. 2 Reply to this comment
…the closest Taco Bell is closed.
… the border got a restraining order…
… she still has a warrant out for her arrest, after a particularly memorable weekend in Tijuana…
It’s the border around a sewn in zipper on some men’s trousers.
She’ll go to the CANADIAN border. At least she’s at A border.
“I can’t go to the borders, because Obama closed them. What? That was the bookstore chain? Really? Hahahahahahahahahaha.”
Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all Maryland is kinda close.
… she can’t get near it because of the crowds of illegals. “I mean, it’s like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.” she said.
Coyotes and hyenas don’t mix.
Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all. Only problem is…
her GPS navigation is not working.
Bummer.
Harris decides she’ll go to the border after all. Only problem is…
none of her numerous assistants and toadies know where it is either.
…her usual inclination is for things to come to her.
…Mexico still hasn’t promised her asylum.
…Ross Perot already used that “Giant Sucking Sound You Hear” allusion.
…she cant travel very fast on her knees.
…the glory hole is already spoken for.