Straight Line of the Day: Shocking Revelations About The Peanuts Gang: Posted by Oppo on 5 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang:
Charlie Brown was arrested yesterday when his check-kiting scheme came crashing to the ground… 4 Reply to this comment
Schroeder was discovered to be holding a cat inside of his toy piano. The fate of the cat is uncertain at this time… 5 Reply to this comment
Snoopy was detained for harboring a wanted war criminal when the Red Baron was discovered living beneath the floorboards of Snoopy’s dog house… 2 Reply to this comment
Shermy faded into obscurity until he was busted for selling PCP-laced cigarettes… Reply to this comment
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang: Remember the little red haired girl? You guessed it, she’s got an OnlyFans. 5 Reply to this comment
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang: they were all white supremacists. Even the black kid who was a Trump supporter. 2 Reply to this comment
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang: All those baseball losses- Charlie Brown was getting kickbacks from bookies. 4 Reply to this comment
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang: Woodstock was reduced to a few McNuggets when attempting to navigate thru a wind farm. 2 Reply to this comment
… Blockheads of the World are trying to get the whole series cancelled. … Masochists of the World are trying to get it promoted: “There is such a thing as Good Grief!” … Both groups are Democrats. … Joe Cool was the inspiration for Joe Biden hanging out at colleges with sunglasses and skating with underage girls. … They’re a freaking GANG! The FBI is investigating. Reply to this comment
His better days behind him, Snoopy has left the ring and now only promotes dog fights, 2 Reply to this comment
Whenever a D.A. said “a little bird told me” — it was Woodstock all along. He broke Snoopy’s heart. 2 Reply to this comment
Charlie Brown (and friends) were later played by Billy Mumy (and friends) in that Star Trek episode where all the parents were dead. Reply to this comment
Linus’ blanket was made in China by slave labor.
The teacher is the president of the NEA.
Lucy will actually give advice for free.
Charlie Brown was arrested yesterday when his check-kiting scheme came crashing to the ground…
It wasn’t eaten by a tree?
Schroeder was discovered to be holding a cat inside of his toy piano. The fate of the cat is uncertain at this time…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Snoopy was detained for harboring a wanted war criminal when the Red Baron was discovered living beneath the floorboards of Snoopy’s dog house…
Trump’s son was the red Barron!
Pig-Pen began dishing the dirt on all his friends…
Shermy faded into obscurity until he was busted for selling PCP-laced cigarettes…
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang:
Remember the little red haired girl? You guessed it, she’s got an OnlyFans.
… you guessed it: now she’s the litte red-haired boy.
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang:
they were all white supremacists. Even the black kid who was a Trump supporter.
Franklin, I don’t give a damn.
Jeffrey Dahmer dated Peppermint Pâté, once.
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang:
All those baseball losses- Charlie Brown was getting kickbacks from bookies.
Well, Woodstock was known to have a little flutter.
Shocking revelations about the Peanuts Gang:
Woodstock was reduced to a few McNuggets when attempting to navigate thru a wind farm.
Franklin is a Republican
… Blockheads of the World are trying to get the whole series cancelled.
… Masochists of the World are trying to get it promoted: “There is such a thing as Good Grief!”
… Both groups are Democrats.
… Joe Cool was the inspiration for Joe Biden hanging out at colleges with sunglasses and skating with underage girls.
… They’re a freaking GANG! The FBI is investigating.
Charlie Brown was arrested for Violet behavior.
His better days behind him, Snoopy has left the ring and now only promotes dog fights,
Plus Tyson fights.
Whenever a D.A. said “a little bird told me” — it was Woodstock all along. He broke Snoopy’s heart.
Charlie Brown (and friends) were later played by Billy Mumy (and friends) in that Star Trek episode where all the parents were dead.
Charlie Brown’s real name is Charlie White.