“I told you – letting those big projection screens into the church would lead to all kinds of aberrant behaviors…” 3 Reply to this comment
Baptism of fire when ready. Praise the Lord and pass the collection plate. Ronnie Van Zant’s baptism. 1 Reply to this comment
Now you are probably asking yourself, “did he baptize 6 babies or only 5?” Well in all the excitement I kind of lost count. So you have to ask yourself, “do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? 9 Reply to this comment
Charles “Baby Face” Nelson shot and killed by state trooper disguised as priest. Details at ten. 2 Reply to this comment
Instead of social distancing baptism as shown, the Lutherans opted for issuing rainchecks. 2 Reply to this comment
Right… They definitely should’ve deployed the Holy Water balloon of Antioch instead of a water pistol. 3 Reply to this comment
Becky was such a hardcore atheist, she would rather put a baby in the line of fire than be baptized. 2 Reply to this comment
Good shooting. Here’s your prize.
Little angel my a$$
A prime example of the second amendment protecting the first amendment.
The Power of ” Duck Hunter” commands you!
Priest: 1, Human shield: 0
Pastor is gunning for a new speed-baptism record…
“I told you – letting those big projection screens into the church would lead to all kinds of aberrant behaviors…”
Baptists. They won’t talk to you in line at the liquor store yet do this.
Baptism of fire when ready.
Praise the Lord and pass the collection plate.
Ronnie Van Zant’s baptism.
“Cough up your tithe or the kid gets it…”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Now you are probably asking yourself, “did he baptize 6 babies or only 5?” Well in all the excitement I kind of lost count. So you have to ask yourself, “do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
“Next, I’m switching the baptismal font to Comic Sans…”
Aborted in the fifth trimester
Charles “Baby Face” Nelson shot and killed by state trooper disguised as priest. Details at ten.
Instead of social distancing baptism as shown, the Lutherans opted for issuing rainchecks.
Please tell me this is not true………………………………. please.
Right… They definitely should’ve deployed the Holy Water balloon of Antioch instead of a water pistol.
Priest: “Say hello to my lil’ font!”
Found another use for the Mother SuperiorSoaker.
Music by the OK Chorale.
Vestry Rides Again
Alb be back…..
Mammas, don’t let your Fathers grow up to be cowboys.
Becky was such a hardcore atheist, she would rather put a baby in the line of fire than be baptized.
John Wick’s baptism