National Endowment for the Arts, That Is, Not National Education Association

“Will Take Many Years To Achieve Maturity, But We Expect Greta Things”

BLM (Edit: That Shoud Be “BLM”) Expects To Recruit Extensively From This Institution

All Graduates To Receive Honorary B.S. Degree Just for Applying

Liberal Studies To Be Focal Point [Edit: “Vocal Point”]

“We Anticipate All Our Unemployed Graduates Remembering Fondly Their Alma Neuter”