Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
So, take me back to old tor ‘a nado
No, you can’t go back to old tor ‘a nado
Been a long time gone, old tor ‘a nado
Why did old tor ‘a nado get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the dog faced pony soldiers.
Biden says they don’t call them tornadoes anymore. Instead…
they call them Ishmael!
Biden says they don’t call them tornadoes anymore. Instead…
they call them them.
… too late for supper.
Trailer Park Swirlies!
… that make his leg hairs stand up
…the thing.
Biden says they don’t call them tornadoes anymore. Instead…
they call them tornados.
…Tornado, Tornada
… Psaki nadas.
Biden says they don’t call them tornadoes anymore. Instead…
they text them.
Twisty Cone Thingies
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
So, take me back to old tor ‘a nado
No, you can’t go back to old tor ‘a nado
Been a long time gone, old tor ‘a nado
Why did old tor ‘a nado get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the dog faced pony soldiers.
Biden Says They Don’t Call Them Tornadoes Anymore. Instead… Oh Look! Shiny!
Biden Says They Don’t Call Them Tornadoes Anymore. Instead… they’re large wooden badger de-construction vortices.
Corn Pop mixers
… they call those winds Mariah…
… they call them “Howl-ly, shriek-y, blow-y thingies that threaten my standing as the Great Protector”…
… everyone knows it’s Windy…
Instead… Whirling Dervishes
Tornadon’ts
…HUD outreach.
…shingle redistribution.
…cyclonic cleansing.
…Boris Johnson’s hairdresser.
Breaking: Yo Momma swept through a trailer park last night, killing eighteen.
MPBE’s (Mostly peaceful breezy events)
Happy Windsday
There are some that call them…Tim!
Nexelsrent!!
you know, the thing….
Biden Says They Don’t Call Them Tornadoes Anymore. Instead…
…They are Gran Torinos.
Kamala calls them huge blowjobs…and I binBiden my time waiting for my turn…wheres my ice cream for saying this you promised…come on man!
Wait . . . this got through the moderation filter?
Not complaining, since the computer sees it as legit when used after the word “Kamala,” but other than that, kind of surprising.
“Come on, man” holds two different meanings for the *resident and Vice *resident.
The Quicker F*cker-Uppers
Madge, was it? Big laugh, here.
……instead they call them Kansan automatic weapons of mass distruction.