Straight Line of the Day: Do you have any regrets?
Martha. Either I tried too hard, or I didn’t try hard enough.
I shoulda bought stock in Microsoft.
I shoulda kept my ’68 Mustang. And my ’68 VW Bug. Kids.
I shoulda zigged when I zagged.
I wish I hadn’t tested what the limits were of what a microwave can do.
Shoulda stood in bed.
You’re gonna need a bigger blog.
Not anymore. They slipped off the leash a couple of years ago. I posted flyers all around the neighborhood, even offered a $250 reward, but no luck getting them back.
Regrets, I had a few….
Seriously though, shoulda’ kept the 70 Chevy pick up and that 76 Shovelhead.
…betting that he only fired five rounds!
I regret not having crossed the streams after the voters chose the Destructor in 2020…
I regret that I could only ski one Alp at a time.
She didn’t put the lotion on the skin…
I REGRET NOTHING, NOTHING, I TELL YOU…
I regret surviving my 4 stint heart procedure and my two bouts with Covid so that I could witness the Witless relocation Program that is the biden oligarcy and the final death throes of the lower than porpoise poop media. I’m reasonable sure I made the wrong choices.
I chose wisdom but now I know I shoulda taken the money.
My only regret is my tattoo that reads, “No Regerts”
If we caused Uncle Albert any pain.
Passing on the big bottle of Buffalo Trace