Straight Line of the Day: Jen Psaki Calls the Withdrawl From Kabul a Success. She Might Also Call… Posted by Oppo on 1 September 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Jen Psaki calls the withdrawl from Kabul a success. She might also call…
burning down the house around you and getting carried out with 3rd degree burns by firefighters a classy exit. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic to be an outstanding exit strategy . . . Que Mala prepared for the presidency . . . herself Baghdad Bobette, if she had a rare honest moment 2 Reply to this comment
… but, as always, she would lose because she doesn’t understand that in poker you never call when you’re bluffing… 2 Reply to this comment
… “an ox a bull. He’s grateful for the honor, but he’d much rather have restored what’s rightfully his.” (Franklin, 1776) 2 Reply to this comment
She Might Also Call… …The battle of Little Bighorn a complete success for Custer. 6 Reply to this comment
…the Holocaust, an irrational response to 6 million “accidental” deaths. the Civil War, “The Late Unpleasantness” (she must be “southern”. In some places that IS what they call it). the “Black Death”, an inconvenient flu strain. WWII, American aggression against peaceful Germany. and so many many more. 5 Reply to this comment
A colonoscopy is a way to lose weight. Getting ready for my last one, I lost five pounds overnight. 1 Reply to this comment
… me (as Blondie said): ♪ Cover senile Narcissus, baby Cover for his gaffes Rolled out the dishonored cheats I can use the laughs Emotional scum, I don’t know why Cover up his Talibi Commie! . . . ♪ 4 Reply to this comment
burning down the house around you and getting carried out with 3rd degree burns by firefighters a classy exit.
…Hillary’s seizures the hottest new dance craze!
It a day and get some rest for the next day of slinging total bull****.
She Might Also Call…
… a turd lunch.
… an arthritic mule a unicorn…
… 867-5309…
… a gal a guy, or vice versa…
…the 2020 election valid.
. . . rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic to be an outstanding exit strategy
. . . Que Mala prepared for the presidency
. . . herself Baghdad Bobette, if she had a rare honest moment
She might also call Pearl Harbor a mostly peaceful airshow.
Harvey Award!
. . . Jill a doctor
… but, as always, she would lose because she doesn’t understand that in poker you never call when you’re bluffing…
human lives non-essential
….her butt a floral bouquet.
…Randolph Scott
634-5789
she might also call Joe Biden “Mr. President.”
Pennsylvania 6-5000.
… Wile E. Coyote a super genius.
…what CNN does journalism.
… an emu a comfort animal.
… “an ox a bull. He’s grateful for the honor, but he’d much rather have restored what’s rightfully his.” (Franklin, 1776)
She Might Also Call…
…The battle of Little Bighorn a complete success for
Custer.
…the Holocaust, an irrational response to 6 million “accidental” deaths.
the Civil War, “The Late Unpleasantness” (she must be “southern”. In some places that IS what they call it).
the “Black Death”, an inconvenient flu strain.
WWII, American aggression against peaceful Germany.
and so many many more.
Soup a sandwich.
for calm.
Covid-19 a great way to lose weight…
A colonoscopy is a way to lose weight. Getting ready for my last one, I lost five pounds overnight.
Parkay butter
… me (as Blondie said):
♪
Cover senile Narcissus, baby
Cover for his gaffes
Rolled out the dishonored cheats
I can use the laughs
Emotional scum, I don’t know why
Cover up his Talibi
Commie! . . .
♪
Thank goodness she could never say it the way Deborah Harry did…
…Baghdad Bob to give him some pointers.