Biden sucks. This is a known problem.

As a country of problem-solvers, we have only a power-drunk Secret Service and FBI to keep us from completing this train of thought.

However, I am fearless. I will state (before disappearing) that feckless Joe Biden is the worst, least qualified, and most shameful person ever to hold the seat in what is now known as the Offal Office. He is a con man, a liar, and a dolt — oh, did I mention liar? — who would not be there if it weren’t for electoral fraud on a massive, organized scale.

Knock, knock, knock.