“I haven’t yet made a decision, but the American people can look at my prior personnel decisions, like Kamala as my running mate, Blinker as Secretary of State, and Buttigieg as the Secretary of Transportation, and be assured that the nominee will be of the highest caliber.”
I have a dream that my little grandchildren will one day live in a nation where they will be judged by a supreme female, appointed not by the color of her money of which I get 10%, but by the content of her melanin.
When Asked About Nominating a New Supreme Court Justice, Biden Said…
“Oh I’m going to pack that court Baby! My Nominee will have some serious junk in her trunk! You know what I mean?”…
“Do you know what I mean? Obama just said it and his husband Barack laughed so I went with it”
…”Can’t Dianna Ross hire her own backup singers?”
…”just be patient Folks I have over 200 Black Chick Candidates I’ll have to sniff out first”.
….that would make it the hair apparent to the Breyer seat.
“Scent of a Woman”: 1992 movie, 2022 Executive and Judicial Branch criterion.
Tag line in both cases: “Hooahh!”
“It’s a pretty big f*cking deal.”
Mares eat oats,
and does eat oats,
but little lambs eat ivy.
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
somebody died?
“…Was it me?”
…and yet somehow you’re both alive and dead at the same time.
…”Here come de judge, here come de judge – Order in the courtroom, here come de judge!”
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
how many?
“…It’s time to defund the Supreme Court.”
“I’m really good at making this type of decision. Why, just yesterday I selected chocolate chip over thirty other choices.”
“Breyer’s — good ice cream. Nothing can replace it.”
… “I’ve narrowed it down to Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli…”
If I’m just too lazy too lazy to Google it, does it rate an Obscury??
So you think you can president
It’s good to know that you don’t recognize the “Dancing With the Stars” judges, but it is probably not Obscure worthy.
Dancing with the stars is worthy of obscurity. Now the awarding of an Obscury…
How about we just sic the emu on whoever invokes Dancing With the Stars?
Man that is cruel. And he isn’t done with Bob yet.
Ix-nay on the Ob-bey – he’s trying to stay low by adopting a pseudonym…
Who am I? Why am I here?
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
not my job.
“C’mon, fat, I’ve got a lot of things on my — four time zones, number one. Number two, burning tundra.”
4 minutes to Wapner
“I haven’t yet made a decision, but the American people can look at my prior personnel decisions, like Kamala as my running mate, Blinker as Secretary of State, and Buttigieg as the Secretary of Transportation, and be assured that the nominee will be of the highest caliber.”
“And Hunter is the smartest person I’ve ever met, so…”
Biden immediately nominated Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Justice? In America? C’mon man! Let’s Go Brandon, I agree.
“Black hawk down! Gimme that nuclear football!”
If she’s not on the list Obama gave me, then she ain’t black!
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
stupid question you dog faced SOB!
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
it will be…
…well at least it’s cuter than Kamala.
Smarter, too.
She must leave a pubic hair on some coke.
…just don’t make a mountain out of an Anita Hill.
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said.
“Ya stupid sonofab*tch, I’m not supposed to take any questions.”
Turns around, walks out.
… the television, which was tuned to a news station, continued to run its program.
When asked about nominating a new Supreme Court justice, Biden said…
White men and women, Hispanic men and women, Asian men and women, and black men need not apply.
“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.”
Ditto.
And what about the Trans community, don’t they deserve their own judge?
If he doesn’t hire an Oompa-Loompa, I’m crying Reese’sism!
(Orange Men Bad.)
… can I nominate Jill?
DoctOr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Bailiff, Whack his Peepee.”
“He has a wife, you know. Incontinentia . . .”
…Butox?”
I have a dream that my little grandchildren will one day live in a nation where they will be judged by a supreme female, appointed not by the color of her money of which I get 10%, but by the content of her melanin.
… “I’ve been holding on to Judge Crater for just such a circumstance…”
“I’m seriously considering Pigmeat Markham.”
…”It’s time for an Asian man. (That’s what Xi said.)”
Barbary vs. Madison?
… Oh, wait. That would be a Muslim.
Extremely Brown vs. Board of Reeducation?
Crow vs. Wade?
Crow vs Servo.
Separate Bot Equal
…. I always like the supremes. They’re hair must have smelled awesome.
When Asked About Nominating a New Supreme Court Justice, Biden Said…
“Waddaya asking me for, wise guy? That’s the president’s job!”
When Asked About Nominating a New Supreme Court Justice, Biden Said…
“Oh I’m going to pack that court Baby! My Nominee will have some serious junk in her trunk! You know what I mean?”…
“Do you know what I mean? Obama just said it and his husband Barack laughed so I went with it”
Pointing at the candidates…
“You ain’t black” You ain’t black” “You ain’t black” You ain’t black” “You ain’t black” You ain’t black”
…There will be no litmus test, she can be either flat, or a nice, glossy black communist.
I dunno, I’m waiting for the handlers to tell me.
Can we go for ice cream?
Who will I nominate? Well, rest assured it will be someone who holds true to the original intent of the …. You know … Um … The thing …