Getting older will be fun they said. Well ima bout to barf up two green lizards. 2 Reply to this comment
Alright, Har har har. Which one of you jokers painted the mouse on the lawn sprinkler? 4 Reply to this comment
She thought the same thing about her brother, which explains why you look like that. 2 Reply to this comment
Presenting, the offspring of Lori Lightfoot and Bigfoot. They named it Crowsfoot. To celebrate, Chicago will be having a 2100 gun salute, well, every weekend! 4 Reply to this comment
“It’s Hootie the Audited Owl!” “Mom, Hootie’s home from his IRS audit and it looks like he got soaked again” (Audience laughter/applause) 2 Reply to this comment
Getting older will be fun they said. Well ima bout to barf up two green lizards.
Chuck Schumer
Model for the back of the new U.S. dollar coin.
Alright, Har har har. Which one of you jokers painted the mouse on the lawn sprinkler?
“Really???”
“Great. I’ve come back as an owl.”
– Abe Vigoda –
Wth did you expect him to come back as.
..a Fish?
Biden’s sign language interpreter
“I’m here for the tootsie roll pop how many licks commercial”
“Well, my mama thinks I’m kinda cute.”
She thought the same thing about her brother, which explains why you look like that.
walrus and owls should not crossbreed.
…hey ain’t you a little short for an emu?
…definitely has AOC’s crazy eyes.
“Cap’n, Cap’n transporters broke again.”
Cover your ears, he’s about to spout off some fowl language.
“So… you’re Jar-Jar. I thought you’d be taller.”
Our country’s national bird envisioned by Democrats
Presenting, the offspring of Lori Lightfoot and Bigfoot. They named it Crowsfoot.
To celebrate, Chicago will be having a 2100 gun salute, well, every weekend!
I wish I were an Emu.
Feeling owl right
Not feeling too good myself
Feeling owl right
“It’s Hootie the Audited Owl!”
“Mom, Hootie’s home from his IRS audit and it looks like he got soaked again”
(Audience laughter/applause)
“He’s lucky – last time he really got plucked.”
After Harry Potter moved into a more quiet life Hedwig took to the bottle.