ACLU Admits in Testimony That It Wrote Amber Heard’s Op-Ed Against Johnny Depp; Timed Release With ‘Aquaman’
bizpacreview | 4/29/22 | Terresa Monroe-HamiltonThe American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) revealed in testimony during the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard $100 million defamation trial that it had ghost-written the Washington Post op-ed allegedly accusing Depp of domestic abuse, reportedly timing it for the release of “Aquaman” in which she played a role.
The ACLU also stated that Heard had only donated $1.3 million to their coffers after promising in 2016 to fork over $3.5 million from her divorce settlement with Depp, stating that the actress was having financial difficulties.
Straight Line of the Day: Weird. The ACLU also admits…
… that the whole Skokie thing was cooked up after a night of excessive pot consumption, as a joke…
… that it was their fault that the second Star Wars trilogy was so bad…
…never has there been more vile movies of scum and bad cinematography
They’re not American. They’re not civil. They’re against liberty. However, some of them do like onions.
. . . their real name is the Anti-Christ Litigation Urinal
The ACLU finally admits it was they who wrote “Bobby Sux” on locker 114 in a middle school in Louisiana.
Have their fact-checkers weighed in on this claim?
(Their verdict on Mary Sue was “Mostly Falsies.”)
…just about any liberal malcontent into its membership.
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a$$-kickers, $hit-kickers and Methodists, but not the Irish.
…only immoral and amoral degenerates.
Weird. The ACLU Also Admits… Han Solo shot first.
. . . they like pineapple on pizza
Meh
The ACLU also admits… They left the Cannoli by mistake
… they put the “bomp” in the “Bomp-she/he/they/it-womp-womp.”
… they’ve always put their thumb on the scale for MaryAnn.
I would have put my thumb somewhere entirely different.
Their favorite monthly meeting is at the Dexter Lake Club.
…. their 4-star pupil, admiral Rachel Levine, likes penumbras and emanations.
…that they’re putting the band back together… but they’re not on a mission from God.
… putting the “banned” back together…
… their similar plan to get Alec Baldwin in the news, timed to the release of “Rust,” didn’t work out quite as they hoped.
Weird. The ACLU also admits…
there was a duplicate key.
They do like their strawberries.
and straw men.
Mocking Leftists By Saying They Should Only Refer To “Straw Person Arguments” Is a Straw Man Argument, Say Leftists, Confused
Weird. The ACLU also admits…
they can’t handle the truth.
Weird. The ACLU also admits…
Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
… that SPLC isn’t really an organization; it’s just a word that Biden keeps wandering around saying.
… they don’t, as a rule, disparage criminals, but that Corn Pop was a bad dude.
… they’re against Death Row but for Death Roe.
Oh, well, you can’t win them all.
… they’re here to eschew guns and make stupid arguments — and they’re all out of guns.
The only good thing to come out of this trial is that at last we know the true identity of the Mad Crapper…..Amber Heard
Weird. The ACLU also admits…
…making anybody watch Amber try to act is a violation of the Eighth Amendment.
Weird. The ACLU also admits…
They never heard of Heard until the article they wrote came out. They just thought it was an eerie ghost writing for them.
… they hid the evidence in the Kelner case.
… a man ain’t nothing but a man.
But before they let any global-warming engine beat them down, they’re going to die with a hammer and sickle in their hand.
They really haven’t got A CLU…..