EXCLUSIVE: Trans skateboarder, 29, who beat 13-year-old girl to first prize in women’s competition is a divorced, ex-Navy father-of-three who was REJECTED from Olympic qualifiers for having too much testosterone
Daily Mail UK | June 28, 2022 | Jennifer Smith
Straight Line of the Day: Can you think of anything that sums up 2022 better than this headline?
Nope, cant. Guess that beats an “Admiral Levine” hands down.
“Woke Journalist Demands that Less-Woke Colleagues Be Fired, Bemoans Lack of Woke Influence in Media…”
Biden busts his butt on bicycle like a third grader. Ironically, the grade he failed.
“It’s a trap!” – Admiral Ackbar
A new UN report has labeled the border crossing between the U.S. and Mexico the deadliest migration land route in the world.
America’s last Howard Johnson’s restaurant closes. The last meal served was 15 schnitzengruben, according to family spokespersons Olson Johnson, Reverend Johnson, Van Johnson, Gabby Johnson, Harriett Johnson, and Dr. Sam Johnson. Lyndon Johnson was unavailable for comment, having committed suicide en route to a grand jury with evidence against Hillary Rodham about 50 years ago. His death has been reclassified as Covid during the Trump administration. It is now alleged that Lady Bird Johnson wasn’t a lady. but we’re not biologists.
– AP, via The New York Times, Yahoo News, Apple News, Reuters
What a coincidence…fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
Global warming causes trans woman to bite trans cat. Serves them both right. Neither have had their shots.
North Korea: Dear leader shoots 23 holes in one on his first golf outing.
US: Smartest man in government does okay job riding bike.
Biden on Bike: Mostly Vertical
He’s the only man who can fall up the stairs.
Can you think of anything that sums up 2022 better than this headline?
It was better than 2021.
Drag Queen massage therapist paid $75,000 salary by local school board to teach 6 to 9 year olds Hot Yoga classes, demands raise to help cover costs of more frequent makeup touchups due to hot work environment.