Statue on sign is likely the ‘featured entertainer’ so liquor up and set the bar low when entering. 1 Reply to this comment
It’s the latest thing. Instead of dancing on rigid poles they use flexible vines. Bovines. 3 Reply to this comment
What? The suggestion box was filled with requests for more leather! What was I supposed to do? 4 Reply to this comment
I can’t go to a place like that. I’m married with a family so the steaks are too high. 4 Reply to this comment
BYO prod
No Bull! The hottest dancers in town!
We wouldn’t steer you wrong!
Statue on sign is likely the ‘featured entertainer’ so liquor up and set the bar low when entering.
Wouldn’t want to give you a bum steer…
Clearly warning you to steer clear.
There’s the beef – now where’s the cake?
Best Little Tail Liftin Place in Town!
It’s the latest thing. Instead of dancing on rigid poles they use flexible vines.
Bovines.
What? The suggestion box was filled with requests for more leather! What was I supposed to do?
The club where tipping your waitress is frowned upon…
I can’t go to a place like that. I’m married with a family so the steaks are too high.
All dancers 100% methane free!
Cmon man that’s disgusting
udderly.
Come check out our dairy air.
Senior citizens titty bar.
DANGER! All the dancers look like Clara Peller.
This will make you heifer the hills.
Holsteins of beer are $10, halves are $7
Our specialty is cunningly angus.
Get your herd on
Where’s the beef?!
We’ll make you want to stay here for heifer and heifer..
You’ll love our strip loins..