“Good morning to you Miss Monroe. Haven’t seen you around for some time.”
“Sorry sir.”
“No matter, what do you have for me today?”
“Some things from that nice Mr. Slapout.”
“Well then, let us not waste any time. Post ’em.”
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Always interesting to speculate on the details of things like this Student Loan Forgiveness:
Was yesterday (Aug. 24) set in concrete as an end date for forgiveness?
If not, what’s to stop people from just running out and obtaining a $10,000 student loan, so as to get it forgiven?
If so, what about the people whose applications for loans were submitted before the forgiveness date, but have not yet been approved, and are sitting on a banker’s or accountant’s desk for review?
Gee, that nice Mr. Slapout seems to rendezvous with the interns frequently. And then they return in swimsuits, when they showed up to work in a dress. Yet the swimsuits are always dry and tailor-made.
The last meme is the best one of them all. I loved it when she complained that the Russians never read her about her rights. Are you kidding me? You landed in Moscow, and I’m not talking about Moscow Idaho. I’m talking about Moscow Russia where they don’t read you your rights because there are no rights to read you about. Enjoy your stay.
Always interesting to speculate on the details of things like this Student Loan Forgiveness:
Was yesterday (Aug. 24) set in concrete as an end date for forgiveness?
If not, what’s to stop people from just running out and obtaining a $10,000 student loan, so as to get it forgiven?
If so, what about the people whose applications for loans were submitted before the forgiveness date, but have not yet been approved, and are sitting on a banker’s or accountant’s desk for review?
Everyone will be able to dip their beaks as long as they vote the right way.
“Biden For-Me-Only, perhaps you can give us access to those judges you keep in your pocket like so many coins?”
I heard the FBI at one time wanted to dig up Miss Monroe’s coffin to see if Jimmy Hoffa was in there.
Welp, that’s good enough hearsay for the Jan6 Committee! It must be true.
Gee, that nice Mr. Slapout seems to rendezvous with the interns frequently. And then they return in swimsuits, when they showed up to work in a dress. Yet the swimsuits are always dry and tailor-made.
(I’ve been watching Columbo lately.)
Are you suggesting Mr. Slapout is a tailor?
“No. I’m probably on the wrong track. But still, it’s an interesting coincidence, isn’t it? . . . . Well, I won’t take up any more of your time.”
Promises, promises.
“I’m sorry; I know you’re a busy man.
“Goodbye, sir.
“Oh, just one more thing . . . “
Push the button Max!
The last meme is the best one of them all. I loved it when she complained that the Russians never read her about her rights. Are you kidding me? You landed in Moscow, and I’m not talking about Moscow Idaho. I’m talking about Moscow Russia where they don’t read you your rights because there are no rights to read you about. Enjoy your stay.
“I want to talk to my lawyer!”
“No, tovarich, you want to talk to our lawyer.”
Exhales cigarette smoke into face.
Tamps out cigarette.
Exits cell.
Enjoys breakfast.
Q: What is the biggest waste of money in Russia? A: Hiring a defense lawyer.
Unless you have enough money to be above the “law”.