End of an era:
Dodge Announces ‘Last Call’ for V8-powered Challenger and Charger Muscle Cars, Discontinuing Its Internal-Combustion Engine Models as Company Goes Electric
foxnews.com | 8/15/2022 | Gary GastaluDodge’s V8-powered muscle cars are nearing the end of the assembly line.
The automaker has announced that production of the current Challenger and Charger will end in December 2023 before they are replaced by a new electric vehicle platform.
The Charger sedan has been in production at the automaker’s Brampton, Canada, factory since 2005, where the Challenger coupe joined it in 2008. Over three billion horsepower-worth of cars have been built since.
Dodge is having a blowout celebration for both models with a slew of special editions and options, along with the installation of a commemorative “Last Call” badge under the hood of every 2023 vehicle.
Pricing and additional information will be released in the coming weeks and the six-cylinder Challenger and Charger models will also be discontinued.
The first electric Dodge muscle car is scheduled to be released for the 2024 model year.
Straight Line of the Day — American Graphenie: Dodge is discontinuing muscle cars, so…
Holy halogen headlights Batman they better start digging for more coal to power all those electric cars and the all new unimproved Batmobile.
Everyone knows it runs on nuclear.
Or is that what you mean by “unimproved”?
I’m guessing it runs on pure desire for Batgirl.
In that costume? It would hurt just to think about Batgirl.
… your best bet to find what you’re looking for is to pick up the “scraps” at Edgar Friendly Motors…
… beats picking them up at Edgar Friendly’s bar at closing time.
Dodge Is Discontinuing Muscle Cars, So…
… It’s clear that muscle cars have the inside track on Hillary.
Dodge muscle cars did not kill themselves.
… buy what you can now, before the Yugo starts to look good…
That’s a Nopar from me, dog.
Hemi blocks will now identify as trans flat.
Block Lives Matter!
Chargers will be re-branded as trudgers.
… no more “Dukes of Hazzard.”
Oh, wait,.
Man, the Left really must’ve hated that show!
… they’re hoping “Fast and Furious” will be utterly forgotten.
Right, Eric Holder?
Drag races will now only have one meaning. Ewww.
Poor Springsteen’s “Racing in the Streets” will now be more like:
“I got a ’69 Chevy with a [redacted]
[Redacted] and a [redacted] on the floor;
She’s waiting tonight down in the parking lot
Outside the [Minority-Owner’s] store….”
…The Dodge Brothers will be selecting transgendered pronouns.
…The energizer rabbit will become the hood ornament.
Will Biden take instructions from it too?
Greta {slaps forehead}: I could’ve had a V-8!
…When Hillary pulls up along side, she won’t ask for Grey Poupon, she’ll ask for D-Cells.
Don’t wanna know why.
Dodge Is Discontinuing Muscle Cars, So…
Fiat will soon be offering 3 cyl mini trucks and calling them PRams.
Baby Bugatis?
This is the type of ridiculous virtue signaling Obama was hoping for when he gave Chrysler to Fiat.
“Dear Sirs: I must strongly protest against this voiture signaling….”
Pray they don’t devalue driving any further.
I find your lack of V-8th disturbing.
Dearth V-8er.
!
Dodge Is Discontinuing Muscle Cars, So…
…I am discontinuing my interest in Dodge.
Dodge Is Discontinuing Muscle Cars, So…
…at least we still have duck, dip, and dive.
…it’s a mad, mad, mad, mad Mad Max world.
No; seriously: it is.
Watt is this world coming to..
Ohm my God!
And..for the record..I don’t care..thats me driving by in my GMC Yukon XL…air conditioning front and back cranked to hang beef level..anything that you can’t load a 4 by 8 sheet of plywood into just doesnt impress me…