SpaceX Astronaut Launch Delayed Because Its Rocket Smashed Into a Bridge
futurism.comThe damage was serious enough to delay the launch, which was pushed back to late September earlier this month.
The rocket stage was damaged while riding on the back of a tractor trailer between California and Texas.
Straight Line of the Day: It ain’t exactly rocket science. But in Biden’s America…
Biden: I only support NASA man. You know how they organize a planetarium party man? They planet!
…and they’ll run rings around Uranus
They really shoot the moon.
. . . there will be a tax credit for anyone building their own electric rocket!
Whoa, WHoa, WHoa…. they don’t want to encourage entrepreneurship.
…there will be a tax credit for anyone buying an electric rocket from the pre-approved Chinese companies. FIFY
… “measure twice, cut once” is racist…
… they don’t have any policy against re-entry…
Well Biden does, but it only kicks in after 18 years.
… there’s a disconnect between information and thought…
You must look under bridges to see the poll numbers.
It ain’t exactly rocket science. But in Biden’s America…
Illegals leave home and then get a credit card.
Nobody can predict the future ramifications of what they do today.
They can’t even predict the present-day ramifications of things they do today.
…pudding only takes a back seat to Wapner
…only the Chicago voters are more dead between the ears than Biden.
…Biden’s brain trust came up with a new idea for an electric car… A gas powered electric car.
. . . “rocket science” is now redefined and referred to interchangeably as both “rocket surgery” and “brain science”. Not surprisingly, no one in the Biden administration can define either one.
… when Gozer said to choose the form of the Destructor, some idiot thought of the Easter Bunny.
It ain’t exactly rocket science. But in Biden’s America…
If the Big Guy wants to hop back in the saddle of his ol’ 18 wheeler he’s gonna do it.
NASA nerds just don’t get when Dr. Jill makes E.D. jokes.
Jill: Joe’s Erection Reduction Act will be legendary.
It ain’t exactly rocket science. But in Biden’s America…
A twenty foot high bridge clearance, and a twenty-one foot high load makes perfect sense.
B…B…B..in all they plan.or do…in this case…
Build It..
Bridge It..
Buff It Out
If they want WOKE MATH where 2 +2 is 22, we’re just picking out a seat for the schitshow that’s coming…
In Biden’s version of America…
You can allow Kamala to publicly say:
What we have is a bridge and at that bridge there is a gap..and if we want to bridge the gap to space, we must approach that gap forcefully as one,the truck is like our current Inflation Bill that …like the truck …we must forcefully drive towards the bridge and we must approach the gap..there is space so to bridge the gap to space we must..like our current Inflation Bill trust there is space to get to the other side to succeed as one..hahaha..heehee haw..thank you.”
Now who can argue with that? And….spoken in authentic liberal gibberish.
It ain’t exactly rocket science. But in Biden’s America…
…somebody is hording Mentos and Coca-Cola.