Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Finally Had a Thought of His Own. It Was… Posted by Oppo on 26 August 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
..if you’re an American when you go in a bathroom and an American when you come out what are you when you’re in the bathroom?..European. 1 Reply to this comment
… when are we finally going to get a sequel to Frank J. Fleming’s Hellbender? 1 Reply to this comment
… based on a suggestion from someone he had a long-standing, close personal relationship with… or saw on Tik-Tok… 2 Reply to this comment
… immediately countermanded by his handlers, who are told to not allow such things… 3 Reply to this comment
… grabbed by Hollywood producers, always on the lookout for something original to put on film… 2 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was… “Why am I not getting my 10% kickback from all the money I’m giving those deadbeat college kids?” 9 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden Finally Had a Thought of His Own. It Was… “I wonder who that old man is in the window” Thought while facing a mirror. 3 Reply to this comment
I bet I can beat that old man in a pushup contest and then speed away on my bike. 2 Reply to this comment
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was… … “Prepositions are what all true Americans should end sentences with”. 4 Reply to this comment
Ok..they put the lime in the coconut..but why can’t you put the coconut into the lime…oh look..pudding!! 3 Reply to this comment
..if you’re an American when you go in a bathroom and an American when you come out what are you when you’re in the bathroom?..European.
..at least you are no longer ” russian” to get in there..
“How do you keep an idiot in suspense?” “Repeat the line”
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
lonely.
… when are we finally going to get a sequel to Frank J. Fleming’s Hellbender?
Damn, I should give that a Harvey.
… based on a suggestion from someone he had a long-standing, close personal relationship with… or saw on Tik-Tok…
… immediately countermanded by his handlers, who are told to not allow such things…
… grabbed by Hollywood producers, always on the lookout for something original to put on film…
“So, you have a Joe Biden thought for me?”
“Yes sir I do…”
Whoopsie!
…”Kjralgemuflsmp.”
(It made perfect sense to him.)
… on toast.
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
“Why am I not getting my 10% kickback from all the money I’m giving those deadbeat college kids?”
. . . 10% of what would be a normal thought.
Isn’t that his standard deal?
Only for cash. 10% for his cerebral activity is well overstating it
“Go to the beach house or shower with Ashley”? Yes!
…the result of eating ice cream too quickly.
…there had to be a second key.
…Wapner in….. SQUIRREL!
…tuition reimbursement will just be a whole mess of dimes to each borrower.
Again he keeps it PG!
…are farts SUPPOSED to be lumpy?
Ew
Ni
“I’m Joeb Island, to the… man!”
Walrus? Obscury?
Well if an obscure youtuber isn’t an obscury I don’t know what is.
An obscure myspacer.
Joe Biden Finally Had a Thought of His Own. It Was…
wrong.
So, so, so wrong.
Joe Biden Finally Had a Thought of His Own. It Was…
plagiarized
Imma gonna get me a rabbit, and name him George.
Joe Biden Finally Had a Thought of His Own. It Was…
“I wonder who that old man is in the window”
Thought while facing a mirror.
then, “Ima gonna headbutt that B@st@rd.”
I bet I can beat that old man in a pushup contest and then speed away on my bike.
. . . and then . . .
“Ow!”
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
quickly forgotten.
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
given to him by Jill.
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
… “Prepositions are what all true Americans should end sentences with”.
“I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.”
“Vladimir Pudding?”
Joe Biden finally had a thought of his own. It was…
Painful.
Ok..they put the lime in the coconut..but why can’t you put the coconut into the lime…oh look..pudding!!
…incoherent.
Thanks Mike Pence for your deciding presidential vote.