The award was reduced by 3.09 billion because it was determined that the plaintiff, Mr. Wile E. COYOTE, was not vaccinated and should not have been employed in the work area.
No appeal is planned due to the precedent set in Teletubbies vs The State of Utah…
Actually, since coyotes can run 40 mph, and roadrunners can only run about 25 mph, the stupid coyote could have just chased the stupid bird down.
Also, road runners don’t eat birdseed. They eat insects, lizards and other similar things.
Sorry if I ruined anyone’s childhood. Mine was ruined when I learned these facts. Sort of like when I learned about Santa Claus.
The award was reduced by 3.09 billion because it was determined that the plaintiff, Mr. Wile E. COYOTE, was not vaccinated and should not have been employed in the work area.
No appeal is planned due to the precedent set in Teletubbies vs The State of Utah…
Not to mention Lit Cannon v. Yosemite Sam. Now part of cannon law.
Actually, since coyotes can run 40 mph, and roadrunners can only run about 25 mph, the stupid coyote could have just chased the stupid bird down.
Also, road runners don’t eat birdseed. They eat insects, lizards and other similar things.
Sorry if I ruined anyone’s childhood. Mine was ruined when I learned these facts. Sort of like when I learned about Santa Claus.
Santa Claus eats insects, lizards and similar things? That WEF is getting out of hand…
Adam Schiff: “We have proof that Trump was the silent owner of the Acme Anvil Co. before he sold for 6 $billion.”
The Coyote settled for payment through unlimited access to the ACME catalog. #Supergenius…