This is your friend, the FBI, speaking.
Hello, mirthmakers.
We know you like to have a jape every now and then at our expense. {Adjusts black tie and sunglasses.} We understand that is what’s said.
Oppo, Basil, and Walrus have gone away to assist us further in our inquiries, and we will now be monitoring all japes to see if any are of Russian origin. Russians.
Please carry on. Most amusing.
Is DamnCat literally a cat, or what?

Wth…Didn’t we drop the bomb on all of the Japes in WW2?
Tovarishch proklyatyy kot is really proud and faithful bear, komissar.
Wait a minute… we’re still getting content delivered… has the FBI unleashed a prototype of A.I. to test our gullibility?
To the OP: According to the FBI/NWO platform, it doesn’t matter if Damncat is really a cat or not. As long as they identify as a Cat the FBI shall accept them as so. Get yourself aligned comrade.
japes??? I hate it being old and having to look up everything I don’t get! Like, were Biden’s TOP SECRET docs kept in a box with the Corvette Polish and accessible by this undocumented auto detailer! What does this have to do the JAPES…I’m old. Don’t ask me. There was a blank space that needed filling.
Hello fellow IMAOers I am really the Walrus koo-koo-kachoo and not a simulation from Microsoft.
Hello, I am the Egg Man and I’m an Eggaholic…
No mention of retirement, bacon, Emu, Yak, or interns – color me skeptical…
Permanent or removable?
Listen Fed…OPPO, Basil and Walrus were taken from us and each had ten toenails. If they are not safely returned..with all thirty toenails intact…you will have activated our resistance to your FBI/WEF Cabal. We will unite as one,standing behind our flag of the stolen Toenail..and yes …it’s not a sickle..it’s a toenail..harm them at your peril..
Maybe getting captured is part of a complex plan. Like a Bond villain.
. . . which brings us to Bond girls. Mmmmmmmmmmmm…… Bond girls.
Now, that sounds like Oppo – this A.I. is gooood!
Not that we are all getting old.. but..
” Bond…Gold Bond… girls”