
“Miss Ireland, you’re back! But where are the cars?”
“Still gathering. But I wanted to pitch you something.”
“Sure, go right ahead.”
“Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Madness.”
“Intriguing, but will the moon nukers go for it?”
“Well, let us see what they say.”
“They better speak up or forever hold their piece.“
“Peace.”
“Whatever. Do you have last week’s results?”
“Indeed I do sir. It was the Babe 93-6”
“A blowout indeed.”
“Miss Lawless gave me this week’s contest, here it is.”


The Babe is hot don’t get us wrong..but the Gun is just wayyyy hotter, especially right after ripping off about 200 rounds in 6 seconds.
What we need right now is more cow bell like from that metal rock group Carbon Negative.
Let Ms. Ireland know that I’m in favor of her SI Swimsuit Madness as long as it’s not of the “redefining beauty” variety that has plagued us lately.
I’ve seen the choices, those of which you speak will not be included.
When women are women and so are the men.
Any chance we can get a “Both” selection to vote for?
Nope, we like to make it tough on you.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Madness
Where the models go One Step Beyond.
Two dew claws up for SI Swimsuit Madness – especially if Miss Ireland is in it.
Already in the Babesleaga.
You can’t have too much Miss Ireland.
Tru dat.
As much as it’d cost to feed that minigun, it’ll still be cheaper in the long run.
Good call..does the gun come with ammo and if so, how much…does the girl come with an open bar, if so, how long is it open..and finally..if you last with either for 8 seconds, can you hop off and get protected by rodeo clowns….