Sounds like some people here have never participated in a projectile vomiting contest during a night of drinking…
Say you and your friends have been drinking for hours and hours and you now are feeling..”full and unwell”…
You announce..”In 5 minutes, I am going to puke..but I’ll be right back.” This is known as a ” Controlled Puke”, ….planned, announced and not accidental..
At this point it is quite proper and polite to ask your friends, ” Would anyone like to join me?” Now if you have takers, you can have a projectile vomiting contest.
Head outdoors towards a non conspicuos location, away from footpaths, a garden is perfect. Make a starting line and ensure the full 5 minutes has passed. A railing is handy to prove no one has encroached a hogline.
Line up and let fly. A gentleman always offers to let ladies go first..
The loser is the one with the shortest distance. Return to the beverage area, refreshed and invigorated. Loser buys the next round…
Your reporter has participated in such events…True Canadian Facts..
Are you kidding? The tables are set up, the Chinese are done with them so garage sale time..Classified $1..Top Secret $2..
I read the headlines and the sub headings and was looking forward to your bikini girl gif and it involved vomit.
Imagine my disappointment.
Id like to request all future bikini girls, gif or otherwise, be vomit free.
Please and thank you.
We aim to please.
Sounds like some people here have never participated in a projectile vomiting contest during a night of drinking…
Say you and your friends have been drinking for hours and hours and you now are feeling..”full and unwell”…
You announce..”In 5 minutes, I am going to puke..but I’ll be right back.” This is known as a ” Controlled Puke”, ….planned, announced and not accidental..
At this point it is quite proper and polite to ask your friends, ” Would anyone like to join me?” Now if you have takers, you can have a projectile vomiting contest.
Head outdoors towards a non conspicuos location, away from footpaths, a garden is perfect. Make a starting line and ensure the full 5 minutes has passed. A railing is handy to prove no one has encroached a hogline.
Line up and let fly. A gentleman always offers to let ladies go first..
The loser is the one with the shortest distance. Return to the beverage area, refreshed and invigorated. Loser buys the next round…
Your reporter has participated in such events…True Canadian Facts..
I once threw up on the bar at 2 for 1 dollar pitcher beer night at college.
Not proud of it, but there it is.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little there as well.
Projects? It’s a full-time project keeping this guy upright and semi-oriented…