Dems:
The answer is yes. Also, we believe in abortion rights for crash test dummies and giving reparations to all dummies who have been denied one. We have formed a special committe to determine how much.
At this point, in solidarity with my brethren and sisteren of the WAGs (Writers Anti-American Guild), I hereby demand equal treatment for all commenters, regardless of their level of pithiness or humor. Until such a time, I am on strike! Huelga, Huelga, Huelga!!!
Evolved Fe MALE crash dummy: I can’t believe how transphobic these car crash tests are. I want to be represented.
Female crash dummy : Ok, I’ll hold your bud light.
I’m just getting the popcorn ready for when the morbidly obese demand equal representation.
Dems:
The answer is yes. Also, we believe in abortion rights for crash test dummies and giving reparations to all dummies who have been denied one. We have formed a special committe to determine how much.
“Get in line, pal!” – Dogs of California
At this point, in solidarity with my brethren and sisteren of the WAGs (Writers Anti-American Guild), I hereby demand equal treatment for all commenters, regardless of their level of pithiness or humor. Until such a time, I am on strike! Huelga, Huelga, Huelga!!!
I’m sure the Emu will appreciate your commitment.
Hey, anyone know what happened to Bob B? Anyone? Bueller?
Not official until you say you put on your pithi pants…
…and are “male” crash test dummies really transgender because they don’t have a cck and blls?
Actually they do…it can be a factor during an accident if they should get caught on the dash or windshield…
…or to simulate pulling out to avoid a child.
Evolved Fe MALE crash dummy: I can’t believe how transphobic these car crash tests are. I want to be represented.
Female crash dummy : Ok, I’ll hold your bud light.
Hmmmmm
Do crash dummies get paid the same regardless of crash gender?
Crash test dummies don’t get paid…that’s why they’re called dummies.
On the other hand they don’t pay taxes either, so maybe they’re not so dumb after all.
Yeah, but they can’t collect that sweet government handout money either…
Why not? Lots of people who don’t pay taxes collect that sweet government handout money.
If trans women want to prove they are really women they should volunteer to be female crash test dummies. For the sisterhood! For the science!
If the male crash test dummies got in touch with their feminine side they wouldn’t be able to stop touching it.