Straight Line of the Day: Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar Posted by Oppo on 12 May 2023, 12:00 pm
Unfortunately I live in WA state. So far everything everybody has listed COULD be found at my local biker bar, except this one. 1 Reply to this comment
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar: Cologne Little paper umbrellas A full set of teeth 6 Reply to this comment
My older brother said he never expected any trouble at his bar because none of the customers wanted a parole violation. 3 Reply to this comment
A rainbow colored tea cozy. Crocodile Dundee hesitating about pronoun usage. A return engagement from last weeks entertainment, Sam Smith (RIP). 1 Reply to this comment
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
Bud Light
AYCE chicken wings
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
A Vespa.
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
Dylan Mulvaney.
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
A clean Men’s Room floor.
Hello Kitty tattoos
…but maybe a few Hell’s Pu$$ies tatoos
A minimum drink rule.
Soccer fans
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
Civility.
Unfortunately I live in WA state. So far everything everybody has listed COULD be found at my local biker bar, except this one.
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
Cologne
Little paper umbrellas
A full set of teeth
Local bikers – most of ours are in prison…
My older brother said he never expected any trouble at his bar because none of the customers wanted a parole violation.
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar:
Corn Pop.
Salad on the menu..
A woman under the age of 45, or who looks under the age of 65.
Gender confusion
“Hey, D-Day, do these jeans make my ass look big?”
Is this road rash or rode rash?
Sign-up sheet for Greta’s Green New Deal lecture.
A rainbow colored tea cozy.
Crocodile Dundee hesitating about pronoun usage.
A return engagement from last weeks entertainment, Sam Smith (RIP).
Things You Won’t Find at Your Local Biker Bar
Me.
Otis Day and the Knights