Straight Line of the Day: Time To Replace Old Worn-Out Corporate Clichés With New Worn-Out Ones

Suggestions for you to try in your next business meeting:

  • “Is that suggestion next-gen cutting edge, or is it just psycho?”
  • “Let’s fling it at the monkey and see if we’ve got a circus.”
  • “Let’s Kamala that suggestion until the next quarter.”

10 Comments

  1. Our next marketing campaign will be to lay low while our aggressive competitors unintentionally insult redneck beer drinkers, cheap retail chain shoppers, “Karens”, the overly sensitive “Alphabet” people and the FBI.

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