“This is your captain speaking we know you have a choice, thanks for flying Southwest. We are the only carrier with free Bud Light. The lady in the baggy mens Walmart jeans will assist you.. oh, and pretzels, we have tons of pretzels.”
We are going to need lots of pixie dust cylinders to keep our planes from adding to climate change….I already use pixie dust to fly around the world in my private jets…John Kerry
“Be prepared for barrel rolls…”
“The gold barrels are for First Class only…”
“This is your captain speaking we know you have a choice, thanks for flying Southwest. We are the only carrier with free Bud Light. The lady in the baggy mens Walmart jeans will assist you.. oh, and pretzels, we have tons of pretzels.”
The new seating design may seem a bit cramped at first but you will get used to it if you want those $59 roundtrip airfares to anywhere.
The original Vomit Comet
On the Vomit Comet, everybody’s a lightweight.
A glimpse into the IMAO sub-basement Frank hides in.
Everybody rushed forward to see Nancy and Paul hammered.
Now that’s what I call first-class.
“As God is my witness, I thought the kegs would float harmlessly to the ground because of all the CO2 in them!”
Finally, an international flight that brought enough alcohol.
So much beer, so little time.
Here’s the beer plane. The plane with the Puerto Rican women will follow shortly.
We are going to need lots of pixie dust cylinders to keep our planes from adding to climate change….I already use pixie dust to fly around the world in my private jets…John Kerry
Chem-trail express….