
Archive of entries posted on July 2023
Swiped Off Internet — But Fake News! The Image Has Been Reversed!
Babesleaga Group V : week 1 : Florence Pugh vs Reese Witherspoon
Point / Counterpoint
Straight Line of the Day: What Else Did Robots Say at Their Press Conference?
(I checked. This is a real story.)
Robots Say They Won’t Steal Jobs, Rebel Against Humans
Jerusalem Post | 7/7/23Robots presented at an AI forum said on Friday they expected to increase in number and help solve global problems, and would not steal humans’ jobs or rebel against us.
But, in the world’s first human-robot press conference, they gave mixed responses on whether they should submit to stricter regulation.
The nine humanoid robots gathered at the ‘AI for Good’ conference in Geneva, where organizers are seeking to make the case for Artificial Intelligence and the robots it is powering to help resolve some of the world’s biggest challenges such as disease and hunger.
AI Robot Tells United Nations: Machines Are ‘Greater’ Than ‘Human Leaders’
Slay | July 8, 2023 | Frank Bergman
Welcome to IMAO! Why Use the Box, When the Grate Is Right There?
Babesleaga Group V : Week 1 : Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Eva Green
Babesleaga Group U : Final Results and Standings
We have our winner. Let us congratulate Kate Beckinsale the winner for group U.

Week 7 Results
Final Standings
| Contestants | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kate Beckinsale | 7 – 0 – 0 | 650 | 92.85 | 264 | 92.85-37.71 |
| Amy Adams | 6 – 1 – 0 | 531 | 75.85 | 334 | 75.85-47.71 |
| Sofia Vergara | 5 – 2 – 0 | 590 | 84.28 | 315 | 84.28-45.00 |
| Zooey Deschanel | 4 – 3 – 0 | 469 | 67.00 | 384 | 67.00-54.85 |
| Kristen Bell | 3 – 4 – 0 | 403 | 57.57 | 455 | 57.57-65.00 |
| Charlize Theron | 2 – 5 – 0 | 346 | 49.42 | 497 | 49.42-71.00 |
| Megan Fox | 1 – 6 – 0 | 219 | 31.28 | 556 | 31.28-79.42 |
| Angelina Jolie | 0 – 7 – 0 | 218 | 31.14 | 593 | 31.14-84.71 |
Group V Week 1
- 10:00 am Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Eva Green
- 2:00 pm Floren ce Pugh vs Reese Witherspoon
- 6:00 pm Gemma Arterton vs Rachel Weisz
- 8:00 pm Jennifer Lawrence v Karen Gillan
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Mr. Walrus, a lovely Saturday evening, isn’t it?”
“Made even lovelier with you being here.”
“Flattery will get you no where.”
“One never knows until one tries.”
“Well you are not succeeding so don’t try again.”
“Sigh, shows us the memes.”
Winner

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Local Man Says “Oh Well” to Something Which Local Woman Finds “OH – MY – GOD!”- Worthy
Democrats Demand Congress Make “This, That, and The Other” Illegal — Exact Details To Be Hashed Out in Courts Based on Defendant’s Party Affiliation
Cis Fats Deemed More Healthy Than Trans Fats: FDA
Biden – Master Riffer – Riffs on Other Things
Remarks by President Biden on Lowering Healthcare Costs for Americans
Friday, July 7, 2023
I thought I knew a hell a lot about healthcare and — (laughter) — no, I’ve been a sig- — (microphone feedback) — sorry. (Laughter.) I’ve been a significant consumer, and my family has as well.
If you can — a point — a point of personal privilege, as we used to say in the Senate — I was telling my staff that I li- — I was raised — it was a middle-class family. We weren’t poor. We lived in a three-bedroom house with four kids and a grandpop, a split-level home, and — and my — “the boys” — quote, unquote — now, the princess, my sister, had her own bedroom — (laughter) — as she should have. But the three boys were — there were four — there were two sets of bunks in the other room. And there was a closet that ran — as your walked down the — you walked up the stairs, you walk straight down the hall, you went into, quote, “the boys’ room.” The three of us. And on the left, there was a closet in that whole wall. My parents’ bed, headboard, was against that — where that closet was.
And every once in a while, rarely, my — you could hear — you could hear sort of a restlessness going on. You know, like, the — just — and one — one morning, I get up, and I ask — I said, “What’s wrong with dad?”
my administration is cracking — (coughs) — excuse me — cracking down
But get this: Some healthcare providers are trying to get around the rule by putting in place — putting in place a — a — the rule we put in place by prevent — to prevent the surprise billings.
The travel industry figured out how to — how to charge customers $90 a night in resort fees for hotels that aren’t resorts. (Laughter.) You think I’m kidding. (Laughter.)
We’ve been trying to get this done for decades. I don’t know how many times I made this speech on the floor of the United States Senate. (Laughter.)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Many. [Or, possibly, “Freebird!”]
THE PRESIDENT: I’m on- — (laughs) — yeah, many — (laughter) — along with many others, but now. (Laughter.)
And it’s why I can honestly say I’ve never — I really have — I — I — I know I don’t look like it, but I’ve been around a while. (Laughter.) But all kidding aside . . .
God bless you all and (inaudible). (Applause.) Thank you.






