
Archive of entries posted on July 2023
Biden Informs Punk That Cop Has Fired Six Shots, Not Only Five.
Straight Line of the Day: Can This Article Possibly Be Correct?
Religion Is Computing, Computing Is Religion
palladiummag.com | 6/22/23Terry Davis was right: the next temple, church, and bible is a computer. The computing systems of the future will be religions.
The religions of the future will be computing systems. The only way to solve our social and spiritual problems is with a new computer operating system. But designing a new computer system and converting its followers is not just a matter of mundane engineering. It is a matter of culture. It is a matter of divine revelation.
Honor thy mother and thy board.
“Behold! Out of the Cloud come four horsemen . . . “
Welcome to IMAO! Please Turn Off Faucet When Not In Use
Si Swimsuit Madness : Round 2 Matches 55 and 56

Good morning all. We have the results of last week’s matches for you and we have our first tie! Our first tie breaker will be a revote but with an expanded level of choice preference. Now it will be 1 to 5 instead of 1 to 3. Hopefully we will get a clear winner. No other matches until we clear this one up.
Results
Round 2 Match 55
Genevieve Morton 86 tied Georgia Gibbs 86
Round 2 Match Match 56
Hailey Clauson 81 Defeated Hannah Ferguson 80
Tie Breaker Match
Genevieve Morton

VS
Georgia Gibbs

My, Kamala Harris Paints a Compelling Word Picture
Remarks by Vice President Harris in Roundtable Discussion on the Americans with Disabilities Act
July 11, 2023 | Indian Treaty Room, Eisenhower Executive Office Building
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Secretary Buttigieg. (Applause.) Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you.
As we have blind and low-vision folks here today, I will describe what I am wearing. I’m wearing a lavender-color suit and a flag pin, and seated here with all of the colleagues and friends at a U-shaped table.
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And thank you again for — for accepting the invitation to have this important discussion, and as I said before the press came in, for my benefit, mostly so I can hear from you and understand and get feedback from you about the status of where we are in terms of the movement and where we have yet to go. So I want to thank you all for that.
And then, of course, one of the most recent issues that has been a topic of discussion around our country among many people: the issue of AI. So, let’s think about that in terms of algorithms that are being written and employed for a variety of decisions that are being made, including employment decisions, and how ingrained bias — because it still exists in our society — about folks with disabilities can and may be integrated into those algorithms, in terms of making decisions in a way that could discriminate against people with disabilities.
Sorry — what was she talking about? I drifted off just after she did. I’m sitting at a chair-shaped unit wearing a grey t-shirt.
Headless Torso Washes Up on Pennsylvania Beach, Becomes Front-Runner in Democratic Primary
So You’re Telling Me There’s a Job Vacancy? I Can Telecommute, Right?
Teacher’s Eight-Word Retaliation After Being Sacked for Calling in Sick for 20 Years
https://www.express.co.uk | Thu, Jun 29, 2023 | Hanisha Sethi, Ryan Fahey
“Sorry, but right now I’m at the beach.”
Cinzio Paolina de Lio taught philosophy and literature at a secondary school near Venice.
A philosophy and literature teacher at a school in Italy who only turned up for four lessons in her 24 years on the job has explained her situation to journalists in a swift, eight-word rebuke – while she was out enjoying herself on a beach.
Cinzio Paolina de Lio is said to have avoided working by using holiday leave, conference allowance, and sick leave to get away with [not] teaching for a whopping two decades.
When journalists from the Italian newspaper, Repubblica, demanded answers, she brazenly replied: “Sorry, but right now I’m at the beach.”
Students claim their former teacher would often ask to borrow text book.
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Ms. De Lio said she planned to “reconstruct the truth of the facts of this absolutely unique and surreal story.”
I have to admit, I’d watch the movie.
She said: “I don’t answer questions from journalists thrown around that wouldn’t do justice to the truth of my story.”
Students at her school say their former teacher would just sit around and text during exams and not even have the textbook she was teaching from, and often ask to borrow one.
Despite her claiming to have three degrees, it is reported she did not show up for lessons, and would often dish out grades rather than marking work properly.
She was dismissed from her job in 2017, which then turned into a legal battle that went all the way up to Italy’s supreme court.
De Lio tried to defend herself by behind a “freedom of teaching,” which the court rejected, arguing it was teachers who had a responsibility to make sure students’ right to study was protected.
The Italian Supreme Court blasted her as “permanently and absolutely unsuitable” for the job of a teacher.
She was also branded the “worst employee in Italy” by her secondary school near Venice.
Barack Obama has reportedly asked her to mentor him.
Mother’s B.S. Detector Found To Be Defective After Never Pinging
Biden’s Dogs Keep Dying of Starvation, Even Though He’s Set His Doggie-Cam to Live Feed
Straight Line of the Day: If Bali Bans ‘Bonking,’ What Will the U.S. Do?
Bali Is Trying To Regain Control of Its Tourists by Closing Mountains and Banning ‘Bonking’
Yahoo News via the Telegraph | 06/18/2023 | Jack OrchardIt seems that hardly a day goes by without reports of another tourist offending local customs on Bali. There are bikini-clad yoginis doing ‘downward dog’ poses in temple gateways and half-naked hooligans arguing with traffic police over their lack of a crash-helmet. While the world asks what’s caused this sudden rush of inappropriate behaviour, travellers who know the island well are wondering why it’s taken so long for Balinese to stand up and say, “enough is enough!”
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Long-term expats say that it’s amazing that tempers hadn’t already frayed decades ago but the predominantly Hindu population of this island (lying at the heart of the world’s largest Muslim country) are among the most welcoming and easy-going people on the planet. Finally, with patience apparently stretched to a breaking point, rules have been put in place to curb bad behaviour on the Island of the Gods.
In May The Jakarta Post reported that 101 foreigners were deported in the first four months of this year – including 27 Russians, eight British and seven Americans – and Bali’s Governor I Wayan Koster issued a list of rules for tourists to abide by. Foremost on the list are reminders to dress and behave modestly at religious sites and traffic rules (especially concerning rented motorcycles and the use of helmets) are to be more strictly enforced.







