Archive of entries posted on July 2023
California Demands Federal Funds for Reparations to Huguenots
MensTrue Cycles: Man Who Objects To Being Called a Man Mans Crisis Line
Promoted Comment: Word Salad Kamie
… and Phony Joe’s white.
Courtesy of our own Kinda Sorta Bob B-like Bot:
Kinda sorta based on “Pork Salad Annie” by Tony Joe White
A tour de farce:
Down in California
Where the state attorneys grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the wokest DAs look tameWord Salad Kamie, Word Salad Kamie
Everybody said it was a shame
Willie Brown got her work that needed no brain.
A mean vacuous woman, huhNow, every day ‘fore media time
She’d go down by the bus yard
And whip up a mess o’ word salad
And carry it home in a tote sackWord Salad Kamie
Spokes-holes protect your fanny, lie, spin, drop
Everybody said it was a shame
She had woke ideas that were just insane.
A wretched, spiteful, Venn diagram totin’ woman, he-he
Lord, have mercy, made a mess of it
HuhThe Prez was lazy and no count
Claimed he had some bad luck
All her staffers were fit for
Was bailin’ real quick out of her cackle rangeWord Salad Kamie
No lie can help you Kamie, boo-hoo
Everybody said it was a shame
Biden gave such a boost to a lame brain…
(Extra credit for not going for the obvious rhyme in the second-to-last verse.)
Straight Lone of the Day: What Is the Real Function of Conjunction Junction?
Welcome to IMAO World Headquarters 2023!
Cartoons and Memes
NSA Tries To Explain to Joe Biden — “Look, for the Last Time: Top Secret Docs Go in the Oval Office Library; Blow Goes in the Delaware Garage Next to the Corvette.”
Gay Jewish Transsexual Anti-Bigot Anti-Aryan Petitions Supreme Court To Force KKK To Let Him Join
Publisher Edits “Mein Kampf” To Include More Trans and Minor-Attracted References
Like Huckleberry Finn –“That book never got a lick of attention, as far as we’re aware, until we took out all the bad words, thoughts, actions, motives, spelling, descriptions, plot points, and characters. Now it’s a literary Happy Meal with a prize inside!”
“We feel we can do something similar for Mein Kampf.”
Metaphor for the Bidens
Sheriff of Nuttingham
British Banks Told They Must Respect Free Speech
Daily Telegraph | July 3 | TelegraphBritish Banks are to be told by the Treasury that they must protect free speech amid an escalating row over the blacklisting of customers who hold controversial views.
Jeremy Hunt, the Chancellor, is understood to be “deeply concerned” that overzealous lenders are closing down accounts because they disagree with customers’ opinions and has asked City minister Andrew Griffith to investigate the issue.
. . . assisted by deputy Barney, the Thane of Fife.


















