Ad Firm Tied To Bud Light’s Dylan Mulvaney Fiasco Fires Top Execs in Shakeup
NYPost | 10/11/23 | Lisa FickenscherA California marketing firm linked to Bud Light’s disastrous tie-up with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney has fired several top executives as part of a major restructuring, The Post has learned.
San Mateo-based Captiv8 — which canned 13 staffers in July after top brass returned from a lavish junket to the French Riviera, as The Post reported — axed 30 employees, roughly 20% of its workforce, in the latest round of layoffs, multiple sources told The Post.
If this author says it, you can be Fickenscher.
Aaaugh! Walrus, help me! They’re in the HR office now! aaauuuuggghhhhhhh! Augh!
Wait . . . there’s no liquor showing. This is not our HR office.
From the article this came from:
“Using terms like ‘bye, Felicia’, ‘woke’, ‘yass’, and ‘bae’ also holds a myriad of issues. While I could write an essay on these issues, the summary is this: these words are part of AAVE (African-American Vernacular English). Black people created these words, yet get no recognition for that.”
Hah! Hoist with their own retard! Now minorities don’t like them, and white guys won’t associate with them.
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Well, this was a regrettable deep freaking dive into Hell. I want True Detective back. Hold onto your man-bun for this one, boys and girls: Cultural Appropriation time.
Yet he’s using a cellphone, drives a car, watches TV, and goes to Starbuck’s. Weird.
Hoist with the ol’ petard again!
First tell us how great it is to enjoy it, but then tell us not to use it.
. . . . Well, actually — that sounds a little like True Detective. That little root looks like a cover from that magazine, too.
White sage sounds great, where can I score some?
Raaaacissssst!
Bruh, complete morons can grow copious amounts of specialized and highly bred plants in a freakin’ basement. I think the Tribes could manage to grow some extra white sage. Y’all still haven’t done much with Oklahoma after the SCOTUS remembered it was yours and gave it back.
I also heard Dylan Mulvanney just won woman of the year, in an article about how two men just took the tops spots in a woman’s bicycle race. I would say HR is begging the Patriacrchy to spank their a$$, but let’s be honest, none of those males will ever be a Daddy.
I saw that about the bicycle races, and WOMEN are dissed and pissed.. What is it that feminists said they needed men as much as a fish needed? Lovely irony.
I will have to pick and choose, but I will spank their asses as needed.
Shannon comes to mind. Never mind that, though….
When these guys show up with their applications, try to have some fun with it, to wit:
https://youtu.be/_HDiMC1nDsk?si=TKEgxkOJpnLvkTm6
These guys cannot be beat. A hundred viewings don’t diminish their humor one iota.