Man Says He Has Ironclad Evidence of Clinton Felonies. And…
. . .so the FBI raided his home, confiscated all his computers, cell phones, gaming consoles, paper documents, cans-and-string communication sets and his wife’s underwear, then helped themselves to coffee, killed his cat and wished him a good day on their way out.
And…oh, no wait he just killed himself via gunshot to the back of his head.
Actually, it was three gunshots to the back of the head.
Breaking! Man Says He Has Ironclad Evidence of Clinton Felonies. And…
knows how to enter the IMAO Transfer Portal.
…and Bigfoot will host the press conference
I’m starting a Go Fund Me for his widow.
Man Says He Has Ironclad Evidence of Clinton Felonies. And…
Mutual of Omaha has already refused to pay benefits.
Man Says He Has Ironclad Evidence of Clinton Felonies. And…
. . .so the FBI raided his home, confiscated all his computers, cell phones, gaming consoles, paper documents, cans-and-string communication sets and his wife’s underwear, then helped themselves to coffee, killed his cat and wished him a good day on their way out.
… he’s had someone coming around, measuring him for an ironclad suit he can wear on his next boat ride…
…he was last seen in a closed-door Senate hearing…
And..by golly you’re right…those weren’t his regular Folgers crystals in his coffee this morning..
…he’s gone.
He’s swimming with the fishes in concrete shoes.
…and now we are certain that we’ve finally crossed the boundary where neither side cares.
**Quickly googles***
Clinton
–top results–
Clinton Laundromat
Clinton Portis
George Clinton
Clinton, MA
Clint Eastwood
Clint Black
How to clean dryer lint.
White. Male. Annnnnd, strike three, yer outta here!
On her throne in Hell Satan puts down her bottle of gin and emits a cackle.
Breaking! Man Says He Has Ironclad Evidence of Clinton Felonies. And…
now he is a real woman. IYKWIMAITYD.
…Luca Brasi is looking forward to meeting his new bunk mate.
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My name is Luca
I lived upstairs from you . . .