Campaign Crisis: Joe Biden to Visit Border on Thursday
Breitbart | 02/26/2024 | Neil MunroPresident Joe Biden will visit the U.S. border with Mexico on Thursday to blame the GOP for his catastrophic immigration policies, according to the Associated Press.
“Biden will travel to Brownsville, Texas, in the Rio Grande Valley, an area that often sees large numbers of border crossings,” said the Monday report.
“He will meet with border agents and discuss the need for bipartisan legislation,” said the report.
He’s gonna ride one of those leather-back unicorns off into the sunset…
Biden: “First thing I want down there is some of that Cherry Garcia ice cream man. Back in the day I remember sniffing some orange sherbert man and almost puking man.”
He will demonstrate the Texas Two-Step…
…and fall over…
The New York Times will report Biden break dancing.
No one knows – least of all Biden himself. The best we can predict is that it will be something stupid, racist, creepy, or all of those.
He’s going to give a high five to every underage female that illegally crosses the border…except he will grab onto their hand and hold it for just a few seconds when he does. And he won’t have washed his hands once all day.
“Bipartisan legislation”… “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”.
What’s Biden Going To Do at the Border?
He will give a barely understandable speech until he reaches the end when he shouts out, “Mr. Putin, tear down this wall!”
Sniff some unaccompanied minors
What’s Biden Going To Do at the Border?
Ask the Mojados for their votes.
What’s Biden Going To Do at the Border?
Precisely what Dr. Jill and the Easter Bunny tell him to do….(or else).
Probably Number 2.
Maybe Number 2 and Number 1. Depends.
At their joint press conference, he’ll keep referring to the Governor as “Bud”…
… and randomly keep asking staffers, “Who’s on first?”…
He’s going to fall down and crap his pants.
Not necessarily in that order.
Maybe help get some refugees into Gaza?
Brandon’s gonna do whatever any major SCHMUCK would do. It’s that simple.
Sell Pudding
What’s Biden Going To Do at the Border?
What he usually does at the boarder…nothing.
He will show he is hip by turning on his cassette player, which his aides loaded with the Mamas and the Papas song “Trip, Stumble and Fall.” He will then proceed to emulate the song.
The Jell-O brain pedophile will stumble around and mumble to guards who have been hand picked to spout what the Cadaver-in-Chief wants.