If You Want Your Cause To Be Taken Seriously . . .

. . . Don’t Do Stuff Like This

PETA Calls on Amusement Ride Manufacturer To Stop Selling Animal-Themed Carousels
NY Post | 2/08/24 | David Propper

PETA got on its high horse this week, calling on the country’s largest manufacturer of amusement rides to stop selling animal-themed carousels.

The animal rights organization sent a letter to Kansas-based Chance Rides on Tuesday arguing that using designs of horses and other animals for the merry-go-round “unintentionally celebrates the exploitation” of animals . . .

PETA suggested to Aaron Landrum, the CEO and president of Chance Rides, that his company only use objects like cars, unicycles, rockets or other designs like shooting stars, rainbows or brooms.

… So, PETA cannot spare a tear for shooting stars, rainbows, or witches?

And who names their carnival-ride company “Chance Rides”?

Trader Joe’s redid the design of several of its products so they no longer included elephants performing tricks.

That does it! That’s the last time I buy my pajamas at Trader Joe’s!

Why Would You Connect Your Toothbrush to the Internet?

Surprising 3 Million Hacked Toothbrushes Story Goes Viral—Is It True?
Forbes | Feb 7, 2024 | Davey Winder

A news story about the hacking of three million smart toothbrushes to create a massive botnet used to launch a distributed denial of service cyberattack against a Swiss organization has gone viral. However, many in the information security industry, including myself, have trouble finding evidence to support the story.

Most smart toothbrushes are Bluetooth Low Energy enabled rather than connecting by WiFi, although some do have that capability. However, whether it’s feasible that three million could have been hacked is highly debatable. 

Here Is Liberals’ Idea of a Devastating Fact Check

Migrants in New York City will receive prepaid debit cards, not credit cards, for designated goods
AP News | February 9, 2024 | Melissa Goldin

CLAIM: New York City is giving credit cards to migrants living in the U.S. illegally.

AP’S ASSESSMENT: Missing context. The city is launching a pilot program that will provide migrants with prepaid debit cards to buy only food and baby supplies, according to a spokesperson for the mayor. Participants will be allowed to shop with the cards at bodegas, grocery stores, supermarkets and convenience stores. The goal is to cut costs, officials said.

THE FACTS: Amid a massive influx of migrants to New York City, social media users are misrepresenting the new program with false claims about the type of aid participants will receive.

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Yes, You Read That Headline Correctly

Man awaiting trial on 160 counts of murder got shot inside a stolen car with two guns — while on electronic monitoring
CWB Chicago | 02/07/2024 | Tim Hecke

CHICAGO — A man on electronic monitoring while awaiting trial on murder and carjacking charges was shot while driving a stolen car with firearms inside the vehicle, officials said Wednesday.

Incredibly, this is the second time that Torrey Lewis has been accused of possessing firearms while on electronic monitoring for the same 2017 murder and carjacking case. The previous gun charges, which we told you about in April 2022, ended with a judge finding him not guilty during a bench trial.

Lewis is facing more than 160 counts of murder in the still-pending murder case in which a disabled man was shot to death while sitting in his wheelchair outside a suburban movie theater as his girlfriend looked on.

New allegations

Around 10 a.m. on January 31, Lewis was enjoying his “free movement day” — one of two days each week that people on electronic monitoring (EM) in Illinois are allowed to be out of the house under a 2022 law that some people consider “criminal justice reform.” Legislators who supported the measure said it was necessary so people on EM could do “essential activities” like going to a doctor or getting food.

Lewis’s “essential activities” that day had him sitting behind the wheel of a stolen car in the parking lot of an auto parts store in Dolton, officials said Wednesday. He was shot multiple times as he sat in the vehicle. A rifle and a handgun were found in the front passenger area, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office.

A man in the back seat of the stolen car was also shot, as were two men outside the vehicle. The sheriff’s office said police determined that someone in the stolen car exchanged gunfire with the occupants of another vehicle.

Officials cannot monitor EM participants on their “free movement days” because there are no restrictions on where they can go as long as they stay in Cook County, according to the sheriff’s office.

But the sheriff’s office reviewed Lewis’ ankle monitor GPS history to see what he was up to on the morning he got shot. They said he left his house at 8:48 a.m. and “proceeded to travel at high rates of speed throughout the South Suburbs, at times reaching speeds of over 100 miles an hour, until he arrived at the scene of the shooting.”

J6 protestors didn’t get a “free movement day,” did they?

Lewis is awaiting trial on allegations that he and another man robbed and fatally shot Timothy Horace outside a movie theater in Country Club Hills in July 2017. Prosecutors said the killers stole the victim’s Rolex watch and then tried to drive away with his car, but they couldn’t operate the vehicle because it was equipped for use by disabled drivers, the Chicago Tribune reported in 2018.

A grand jury returned a true bill that charged Lewis with 160 counts of murder, nine counts of armed robbery, and 16 counts of attempted vehicular hijacking in the case, and Lewis was initially held without bail.

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