Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Evening Miss Cardinale. All dolled up are we?”

“Well I am, you not so much.”

“Ha ha.”

“Seriously, no joke.”

“Just make with the memes.”

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Study Guide

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01

Rectangle

If your body is rectangle shaped this means that your shoulders and waist are of the same width. Also, there is almost no difference between your waist and hips. For this type of body shape, choose clothing that creates curves to enhance the female form.

Choose:

  • High waisted pants and skirts
  • Pants with detailing on the waist
  • A-line dresses
  • Frills
  • Outwear with belted detailing

Avoid:

  • Botton items that sit at the hips
  • Very loose clothing
02

Oval

An oval figure means that you have plenty of curves, hurrah! This shape usually has more rounded shoulders and a bit more volume in the hips and waist area. Our objective with this shape is to create structure. The key is to accentuate other body parts in order to create a more elongated figure. Choosing structured clothing items, stitching on the shoulders or quarter length sleeves can create a more proportionate silhouette.

Choose:

  • V-shaped neckline
  • Blouses and shirts
  • Wide legged trousers

Avoid:

  • Crazy patterns
  • Tight clothing at the waist
04

Hourglass shape

The main characteristic for this body type are the curves that make them appear as, you guessed it, an hourglass. Hourglass figures have the same width for their shoulders and hips but also have a more defined waistline. These are generally more proportionate bodies. For a flattering style, avoid making your hourglass figure look big and maintain its proportions.

Choose:

  • Clothing that cuts at the waist
  • Blazers
  • Tube skirts
  • Blouses and shirts with stitching on the shoulders

Avoid:

  • Very baggy clothes
05

Triangle

 A triangular shape means that the top part of your body is more narrow than the bottom part. The key for this body shape is to accentuate the top part in order to achieve a more proportionate looking silhouette.

Choose:

  • Patters and ruffles on tops
  • Neutral colours for the bottom items
  • Streight pants
  • Blouses with an open neckline
  • Scarfs to add volume

Avoid:

  • Skirts and pants in vivid colours and wild patterns
  • Bottom parts that are too tight
03

Inverted triangle:

This silhouette has structured shoulders and a more narrow waist. They are wider on top. Just like with the triangle shape our objective is to accentuate the bottom part in order to create symmetry.

Choose:

  • Pleated trousers
  • Upper body items with neutral colours and patterns
  • Boyfriend pants and slightly wide legged pants

Final exam:

Two Things I Don’t Get About the Banks’ and Government’s Flagrant Violations of Privacy

(1) Wouldn’t these keywords identify supporters of these people, not opponents?

(2) Do they really think crooks are going to be stupid enough to write such things in the “Notes” field of their checks? Or, for credit card transactions to be labeled so obviously?

Outrage as Biden administration admits surveilling Americans’ private financial transactions for words like ‘MAGA’ ‘Trump’ and ‘Kamala’ in wake of Jan. 6 riots…with people buying BIBLES on top of their watchlist
Daily Mail | 2/09/24 | Kamal Sultan

The Biden Administration has admitted to surveilling the private financial transactions of Americans for words including ‘MAGA’, ‘Trump’ and ‘Kamala’ following the January 6 riots.

Federal investigators in the Treasury’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) instructed banks to comb through records to look for ‘extremists’.

A letter from the Treasury Department, seen by Fox News, was sent to Senator Tim Scott on Friday which states ‘Exchange events’ began ‘shortly after January 6 under the prior Administration’.

It said it ‘included terms such as “antifa,” “MAGA,” “Trump,” “Biden,” “Kamala,” “Schumer,” and “Pelosi.”

The federal government was specifically ‘watching’ Trump supporters and Americans who frequent outdoor stores such as Cabela’s, Dick’s Sporting Goods and Bass Pro Shops, and also those who purchased religious texts, such as a Bible.

The Treasury Department letter signifies the first time the Biden Administration has confirmed the use of keywords being searched for by investigators over the January 6 riot.

It was signed by Acting Assistant Secretary Corey Tellez and was in response to a letter sent by Scott, who is on the Senate Banking Committee, to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen demanding answers.

Scott claimed the surveillance ‘represents a flagrant violation of Americans’ privacy and the improper targeting of U.S. citizens for exercising their constitutional rights without due process.’

The Republican politician had previously voted for the Anti-Money Laundering Act of 2020, which allowed the FinCEN Exchange program to share data between law enforcement and financial institutions in a bid to prevent money laundering and terrorism financing.

{They always start out with noble-sounding causes, don’t they? Like the Patriot Act.}

FinCEN handed materials to banks which suggested they search and filter private finance records using keywords and search terms.

This was to help law enforcement find people of interest ahead of Biden’s January 20 2021 inauguration and after the January 6 riots.

What in the

“antifa,”
“MAGA,”
“Trump,”
“Biden,”
“Kamala,”
“Schumer,”
“Pelosi.”
“Bible”

is going on in this country?

Ominous

When liberals start saying things that conservatives have been saying for decades . . .

Powell: ‘The US is on an unsustainable fiscal path’
The Hill | 02/04/2024 | Taylor Giorno

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said “the U.S. is on an unsustainable fiscal path” in a 60 Minutes interview with Scott Pelley released Sunday.

“The U.S. federal government’s on an unsustainable fiscal path. And that just means that the debt is growing faster than the economy. So, it is unsustainable. I don’t think that’s at all controversial,” Powell said when asked if the national debt is a danger to the economy.

. . . to The Hill and ’60 Minutes,’ no less, they must be setting the stage for something. Something unpleasant.

Another New Grammatical Breakthrough

Whitlock: Women’s College Basketball Phenom Caitlin Clark Comes Under Attack for Not Being Black Lesbian?
Gateway Pundit | 2/10/2024

University of Iowa women’s basketball sensation, Caitlin Clark, will break the women’s all-time scoring record sometime in the coming week and maybe on Sunday?

Since “Questioning” is one of those alphabet categories that get special privileges, Oppo — in these unsettled times — should join in and end every statement of fact with a question mark?

Straight Line of the Day: U.N. Secretary-General Guterres Has Dubbed This the “Age of Chaos.” Maybe It Should Be Called…

The Era of Gut Feeling?

U.N. Chief Guterres Despairs ‘Age of Chaos’ Enveloping the World
Breitbart | 02/07/2024 | Simon Kent

The world is entering “an age of chaos” with an impotent and divided Security Council being ignored on a host of critical issues such as the Israel-Hamas war, U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres lamented Wednesday.