As the Stones Said, “Kids Are Different Today, I Hear Every Mother Say…”
… Jill defends the boys from ev’ry right-wing meme
One got killed while in Iraq,
And the other’s hooked on crack!
So they spew pathetic lying,
As his dad keeps on denying …
Jill will keep her lips shut tight
Minimizing his sad plight…
after a few cocktails.
As the Stones Said, “Kids Are Different Today, I Hear Every Mother Say…”
“How do you expect to get your pudding if you don’t eat your meat”?
“Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old”
As the Stones Said, “Kids Are Different Today, I Hear Every Mother Say…”
… Jill defends the boys from ev’ry right-wing meme
One got killed while in Iraq,
And the other’s hooked on crack!
So they spew pathetic lying,
As his dad keeps on denying …
Jill will keep her lips shut tight
Minimizing his sad plight…
As the Stones Said, “Kids Are Different Today, I Hear Every Mother Say…”
“Keeping track of them’s becoming such a bore – I just can’t be home at 3, I’ve got Pilates, don’t you see?”
…”get off my lawn”
As the Stones Said, “Kids Are Different Today, I Hear Every Mother Say…”
…and then the Dragons arrived.
…”my son got his first period today”
… and if he gets more of those
He will get a covid Dose . . .