“Yo, dude, that creepy guy with the glowing eyes who smells like sulfur is here,” is by no means an appropriate announcement for a demon of my stature. Your protocol officer can expect to be receiving a very strongly worded letter in the near future.
“Ew. He’s still here, and he won’t go a-weigh . . . I know. I don’t know what the big attraction is. He keeps standing up. No, stop that. Plus he smells like the inside of a tank. Oh, I know what that smells like.”
Well then you can also announce that I’m attracted to her like steel to a magnet.
Too bad I’m out of the office.
Why do you think I picked now to show up? Now, back to the receptionist…
I’ve been denounced? Please don’t turn me over to Big Emu…
“Yo, dude, that creepy guy with the glowing eyes who smells like sulfur is here,” is by no means an appropriate announcement for a demon of my stature. Your protocol officer can expect to be receiving a very strongly worded letter in the near future.
“Ew. He’s still here, and he won’t go a-weigh . . . I know. I don’t know what the big attraction is. He keeps standing up. No, stop that. Plus he smells like the inside of a tank. Oh, I know what that smells like.”