#2: A winner. It’s amazing how many people, each year, think that what they find in the woods will taste great.
I had an expert mycologist — an expert in edible mushrooms, mind you; who makes his living giving classes — say that he would never eat any mushroom found in the woods until he took it home and put it through rigorous tests and investigation via reference books and so forth. Too many of the poisonous ones mimic edible ones so closely that only the minutest difference gives them away, and then only if you know what to look for.
Take away kitty’s tuna.
It’s deadly dangerous for anyone but liberals are far more likely to confiscate things.
Liberal’s pets are already Vegan.
“Take away” kitty’s tuna?
If you can swallow three glass thermometers in less than one minute, you’re not racist.
D.I.E.!
Trainspotting – with your own blood
Wild mushroom charcuterie boards for your next party!
Releasing all those poor Emu’s forced to work for Mankind!
#1: It would work, if broadcast.
#2: A winner. It’s amazing how many people, each year, think that what they find in the woods will taste great.
I had an expert mycologist — an expert in edible mushrooms, mind you; who makes his living giving classes — say that he would never eat any mushroom found in the woods until he took it home and put it through rigorous tests and investigation via reference books and so forth. Too many of the poisonous ones mimic edible ones so closely that only the minutest difference gives them away, and then only if you know what to look for.
#3: Horrorshow.
Emus work for Mankind? I thought they were laboring for Cactus Jack.
Bloodbath!
“Yeah . . . Wawruf? Fekkin’ right about the Embu.”
I got an alibi.
Being a DIY “Social worker” in a liberal city.
Called upon to respond to domestic arguments so that the police stormtroopers don’t have to be called upon. Until the paramedics do.
“Challenge: Go down to Martin Luther King Boulevard with a stack of $50 bills to hand out to the homies for reparations.”
“Challenge: Oh, what the hell — If Trump wins the Republican nomination, chug Diet Coke and Mentos.”
Go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
“Challenge: Dance to We the People on the streets of downtown Portland…”
The Latest TikTok Challenge That May Eliminate Some Liberal Voters:
DIY Sex change operations.
The Latest TikTok Challenge That May Eliminate Some Liberal Voters:
Join the Rafah chapter of Queers for Palestine.
Live From Hormuz: Queer Eye for the Strait Guy
Spend a weekend with Fani Willis, without a liquor I.V. or a blindfold.
Aiii-eeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me you’re undocumented without telling me you’re undocumented
Playing Avian-American with Light Rail Mass Transit.