… such as about pineapple on pizza?
Man accused of attempted murder in hammer attack over online gaming argument
NBC News | June 25, 2024 | Doha MadaniA 20-year-old man is accused flying across the country and trying to murder someone with whom he had an online gaming dispute in a hammer attack.
Edward Kang, 20, flew from Newark, New Jersey, to Jacksonville, Florida, to confront someone he had an online dispute with, Nassau County, New Jersey, Sheriff Bill Leeper said. Court records show he was charged Monday with second-degree attempted murder and attempted burglary.
If I point out that isn’t technically “flying across the country,” you won’t come after me with a hammer, will ya?
Paul Pelosi: “I love hearing hammer stories like this ever since I got hammered while being hammered like a nail from a big stud.”
2nd degree, eh? Good to know that booking a flight doesn’t constitute premeditation.
He was trying to put an end to “Florida Man” stories, once and for all…
… but no one will ever pay any attention to New Jersey Man”, trust me…
Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to hire a local hitman?
I would never come after somebody with a hammer. A shillelagh, yeah, but most of you know that mine has been missing for a bit, so you are all pretty safe.
Boating accident?
I’ve tried a few times to get the FBI agent assigned to monitor IMAO to assist in recovering it a few times, but that agency has thus far been unhelpful.
“to confront someone he had an online dispute with”
Grammar people, PULEASE!
“an online gaming dispute in a hammer attack” bothered me more. Editor!
Grammar dispute! Hammers at 20 paces!
His parents just hit peak disappointment. It’s bad enough he just sat in their basement playing video games. Now he can’t even finish a murder? What a loser.
Maybe if he had taken Penny from across the hall, this Nerd could have succeeded.