. . . if he should gain bribes from around the world through his corrupt bagman son, yet cannot lose his soul as he sold it to Billzebubba and Hellary Clinton decades ago, in exchange for a copy of Neil Kinnock’s book entitled “My Biography.”
If he owns a car lot full of EVs for sale?
If he is the newly hired chairman of the “Jamaal Freaking Bowman for Congress” campaign?
If he stands on every hand 12 or better, and splits 10s?
If he is still contemplating the best time to sell his Solyndra, Blockbuster and Enron stock?
What Profiteth It a Man…
Man to Graduate: “Helium 3”
… to trust a Nigerian prince…
… to blow one’s entire fortune on a fly-by-night crypto hustler…
… to deal exclusively in hookers and blow…
… to gain the adulation of millions, but lose your own sense of right and wrong…
Well, I’ll tell ya, it’s not so bad.
…bet on the White Sox to win?
… to gain all the Legos in Legoland, but lose the key to your storage facility…
What Profiteth It a Man…
…it profiteth the IRS doubly so.
What Profiteth It a Man…
…to have wealth yet no interns?
What Profiteth It a Man…
To know, you know…the thing.
… if he should gain the world, but lose his wallet?
… if he should gain the world, but have to take Bayonne with it?
What Profiteth It a Man…
to knoweth his dog is getting enough cheese.
to offer procurement of the next round ….
…. but possess only a maxed-out VISA.
. . . if he should gain bribes from around the world through his corrupt bagman son, yet cannot lose his soul as he sold it to Billzebubba and Hellary Clinton decades ago, in exchange for a copy of Neil Kinnock’s book entitled “My Biography.”
Plastics
What Profiteth It a Man…
If he owns a car lot full of EVs for sale?
If he is the newly hired chairman of the “Jamaal Freaking Bowman for Congress” campaign?
If he stands on every hand 12 or better, and splits 10s?
If he is still contemplating the best time to sell his Solyndra, Blockbuster and Enron stock?
What Profiteth It a Man…
Spendeth it a woman.