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Top Ten Signs That You May Need a New Decorator: …
#1
You’re still wearing a pair of pants you had in 1974.
…Walrus gives yours a big thumbs-up…
“Now this here, I call the Mar-A-Lego….”
…you keep losing the remote in your deep-pile shag carpet…
… second-unit scouts keep pestering you about filming your interiors for a ’60s period piece…
“C’mon, we’re going to do “Goodfellas” from the parents’ point of view. Got any white shoes?”
Top Ten Signs That You May Need a New Decorator: …
Your last one died of extreme old age.
He wants to take down your “Tom Eagleton for VP” yard sign.
Because he’s a wild and Cruz-y guy.
He looks furtively around for cops any time you ask him about a color scheme.
He has a brother who runs a backhoe.
And a back ho who runs his brother.
He takes a down-payment check from your hard-earned savings and leaves like a Democrat.
You’ve still got Disco balls.
But strangely, women are attracted to them.
Ouch
His idea of good looking is Mika.
I’d do her till the sun don’t shine.
Starting at what, 8 pm?
His first question is, “Have you ever been to Graceland?”
His follow up question is, “Well, you’ve seen Willie Wonka, haven’t you?”