Come take the ‘Obama Trail Guided Tour’. See where he roamed as a Community Organizer and politician.
$500. All proceeds go to security to protect the event from an estimated 1 million Anti-Israel Protestors armed with military-grade rocks.
Disinformation Mary Poppins sings “They Have Already Taken Me Away, Ha Ha” while Joe Biden is shuffling onto the stage to incoherently mumble his final DNC speech.
“Powerful Speeches Expected From Powerful Democrats!”
Barry Obama: “Everything was Bush’s fault.”
Billy Bob Clinton: “Everything was Bush Sr.’s fault.”
Joey Brandon: “It’s Trump’s fault we can’t all have trunalimunumaprzure.”
Mikey Dukakis (singing): “Tanks For The Memories.”
John Boy Kerry: “I was for this convention before I was against it.”
Jimmah Carter: “Scary that I am the most sane person here.”
Satan: “Not yet Hillary, we have a contract, though I think I got shortchanged on your soul.”
Tampon Timmy Walz: “I have finally learned the lyrics to Disco Inferno.”
Que Mala: “I don’t cackle until Thursday.”
Howard Dean: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”
Media: “There’s a tingle up my leg.”
Mika: “I have received an offer to work for free at IMAO.”
Upcoming Headlines From the DNC Convention in Chicago: …
Everything is fine, no worries.
The Party Platform says to elect Joe Biden.
(I’m NOT making this up.)
Come take the ‘Obama Trail Guided Tour’. See where he roamed as a Community Organizer and politician.
$500. All proceeds go to security to protect the event from an estimated 1 million Anti-Israel Protestors armed with military-grade rocks.
… all proceeds go to funerals for those who take the ‘Obama Trail Guided Tour.’
Headline: “A Mostly Peaceful Convention with Rainbows and Unicorns”
Sub heading: “Hologram of Biden and Byrd doing the Moonwalk was epic”
Barry McGuire sues the DNC for using “Eve of Destruction” as its theme song
Disinformation Mary Poppins sings “They Have Already Taken Me Away, Ha Ha” while Joe Biden is shuffling onto the stage to incoherently mumble his final DNC speech.
Upcoming Headlines From the DNC Convention in Chicago: …
Harris/Walzing to victory.
HEADLINES
The DNC has not lost it’s high level proficiency of sham, fraud and deception.
“Please Click on this Headline; Our Revenue Model is Failing”
… will be repeatedly altered as gaslighting needs warrant changes…
HEADLINES from the DNC
“Dems in fierce argument over lipstick color for pig.”
“That’s Ma’am!!”
“Biden Was Right! He Said If Trump Was Re-Elected in 2020, America Would Go Down The Tubes. Here We Are!”
“The Harris Campaign Did Not Write This Headline! Honest!”
“Powerful Speeches Expected From Powerful Democrats!”
Barry Obama: “Everything was Bush’s fault.”
Billy Bob Clinton: “Everything was Bush Sr.’s fault.”
Joey Brandon: “It’s Trump’s fault we can’t all have trunalimunumaprzure.”
Mikey Dukakis (singing): “Tanks For The Memories.”
John Boy Kerry: “I was for this convention before I was against it.”
Jimmah Carter: “Scary that I am the most sane person here.”
Satan: “Not yet Hillary, we have a contract, though I think I got shortchanged on your soul.”
Tampon Timmy Walz: “I have finally learned the lyrics to Disco Inferno.”
Que Mala: “I don’t cackle until Thursday.”
Howard Dean: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”
Media: “There’s a tingle up my leg.”
Mika: “I have received an offer to work for free at IMAO.”
“Protesters Are Strangely Muted After DNC Outsources Security to OCP”
“Protesters Votes Have Been Secured – OCP Chair”