Welcome to IMAO! This Is Called a Napkin. I Don’t Have To Tell You Heathens How To Use It, Do I? Posted by Oppo on 12 August 2024, 11:00 am
You can’t even tell the difference between a doily and a tree skirt, and now you’re teaching napkin etiquette? C’mon, man! 2 Reply to this comment
Back in the day I saw a Black woman steal one and went outside and used it for a baby diaper right there on the hood her ’57 Pink Cadillac and sped away. Reply to this comment
I Don’t Have To Tell You Heathens How To Use It, Do I? Of course not, I’ve been sneaking food out of parties for decades. 3 Reply to this comment
Is it sanitary?
… and is it available in the Men’s room?
Is it made in China?
(20 questions)
You can’t even tell the difference between a doily and a tree skirt, and now you’re teaching napkin etiquette? C’mon, man!
Back in the day I saw a Black woman steal one and went outside and used it for a baby diaper right there on the hood her ’57 Pink Cadillac and sped away.
How the heck do you use this thing!? ~ A. Heathen
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew… the possibilities are endless!
I Don’t Have To Tell You Heathens How To Use It, Do I?
Of course not, I’ve been sneaking food out of parties for decades.
Sure I know how to use it. Wait– where’s the chloroform?
Well the French use it to surrender.