Alligator Found Hiding Under Parked Car in Detroit Suburb
UPI | October 04, 2024 | Ben Hooper
Marysoul Mousa-Aqrawi said she was preparing to leave for work when neighbors alerted her to the events unfolding in her Sterling Heights driveway.
“And everybody’s like ‘there’s an alligator under your car!’ And I’m like ‘are you serious?’ And then I look and here we go — … “
“Kid Rock isn’t still around, is he?”
“I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque…”
“Ever been in a hurricane? It’s scary, man!”
“Hey, I’m kinda bad, but I just saw Leroy Brown…”
Hurricane debris
The Alligator Found Hiding Under Parked Car in Detroit Suburb Said: …
“Oh my gosh, haven’t yall ever seen a toy(rechargable) talking gator before”?
“I had this spot first, and then this jerk up and parked right on top of me!”
“Give me a break, man. I just escaped from Springfield, Ohio. “
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp.
I’m here to model for some cheap Locoste knockoffs.
Anybody seen my mom? She’s a pair of cowboy boots now, but I sure do miss her.
This place is disgusting, can’t wait to get back home in the sewer.
Where can I apply for a premium seat cover position?
“Hey woman, don’t act so surprised, you said ‘See ya later’!”
Que?
I was going to Knoxville to play the Volunteers.