It’s not like a news source that you’d go to hourly to get updated on current events.
It’s not like a dating site, Mika’s lawyers tell me.
It’s not like a chat room, because there’s not much room and not much chat. Just observations.
It’s not like anything else on earth, as far as I can tell.

https://youtu.be/fI8ULxy6JGY?si=4ItvuBSkePAwDz_I
It’s just like reality TV, except for the TV part… and the reality…
It’s X, run like a focus group…
It’s short-form comedy, colored by long-term angst…
It’s a cesspool of misogynistic excess, apparently run by unmanageable teenagers…
IMAO is like the only website I’ve ever been to with a “.us” domain.
IMAO is like a kid in a candy store with a toothache while looking at all the Babesleagas.
Seinfeld of the Internet.
Extra bacon ~~~
What Is IMAO Like?
It all depends on whether you take the Red Pill, or the Blue Pill.
The Blue Pill gets you Châteaubriand, the finest French Cabernet and good conversation.
The Red Pill causes you to descend to IMAO’s core pit with its Scary Evil monkeys (that bite!) who feed and protect the great FrnakJ, sitting slovenly on his comedic throne while tossing out Random Thoughts to his subjects. Whatever you do, do not probe the pit!
When you can’t see the biting monkeys.
That’s when you know the monkeys are coming.
What Is IMAO Like?
A stream of bat’s piss.
You should have said a stream of Feral Emu’s piss..even nastier.
Wouldna been a Python quote then wouldit?
Like having your gums scraped
It’s like Twitter/X or Facebook but run on a 15 year old HP laptop with a dicey hard drive.
Things could get dicey!
It’s like running with scissors while jumping on a bed when watching TV too close to the screen and playing with matches. All while getting a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas.
But somehow, you keep it under control.
What Is IMAO Like?
Just your standard, every day incredible-ness.
What is IMAO like?
What’s it like…oh wow man it’s like groovy man…just groovy. ~ Hippy who still thinks it’s 1968
What is IMAO like?
Commentors, for the past few weeks you have been enduring a bad outage we had. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest content provider on the face of the earth. I have been in forums for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you posters.
Look at these grand men. Oppo, Basil, not Basil, Harvey and FrnakJ. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career to associate with them for even one day?
Sure, I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t consider it an honor to have known Frank Fleming – also the writer of the World’s greatest novel, Hellbender. Which is available from fine book sellers nationwide. Harvey – to have spent the next nine years with that wonderful little fellow Basil, not Basil – then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology – the best punner on the internet today, Oppo!
Sure, I’m lucky. When the Instapundit, a blog you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a link, that’s something! When everybody down to the trolls and those boys with white coats remember you with trophies, that’s something.
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So I close in saying that we might have had a tough break – but I have an awful lot to post for!
Not enough bacon … lately.