Here’s my great idea- Every business needs an emo girl on the payroll, somebody who longs for death but has moral objections to suicide. This is the girl who will take on the most dangerous tasks without ever filing a complaint (unless she has tickets for a My Chemical Romance concert the next day.)
Stormy Daniels:
“Don’t freak out boys it’s just my team of Gynos’ for a routine checkup.”
Free you from these working conditions by closing down the business and putting you on Welfare.
Easy. That’s just a guy with long hair. And the cannoli is possibly a body part.
“Step aside, and avert your eyes as we accept this fat envelope of bills…”
Ha! Joke’s on them– OSHA has no authority over me, I’m a volunteer!
Here’s my great idea- Every business needs an emo girl on the payroll, somebody who longs for death but has moral objections to suicide. This is the girl who will take on the most dangerous tasks without ever filing a complaint (unless she has tickets for a My Chemical Romance concert the next day.)