Covering All the Bases: Have You Hunted in Your Attic for Malaysia Flight MH370? Posted by Oppo on 4 January 2025, 5:00 pm Or your basement? Have you noticed an unusual amount of small alcohol nip bottles scattered around your house?
No, not “nip bottles.” Large bottles. With handles. Some of them say “Big Sh!tapillars.” 1 Reply to this comment
I have an attic? See, social services, this is why I need to adopt an intern, to keep me updated on what’s upstairs. 1 Reply to this comment
If this was a facebook enemy of mine answering me: “I found your mother’s sex toys.” Reply to this comment
It’s not here, I swear. Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart are though, and they say Hi. 2 Reply to this comment
I still have some boxes from my last move to go through – I’ll get back to you… Reply to this comment
No, not “nip bottles.” Large bottles. With handles. Some of them say “Big Sh!tapillars.”
I have an attic?
See, social services, this is why I need to adopt an intern, to keep me updated on what’s upstairs.
Social Services: “Nothing Upstairs.”
Where have you been keeping your bats all this time then?
I checked the sofa cushions, no go.
If this was a facebook enemy of mine answering me:
“I found your mother’s sex toys.”
It’s not here, I swear. Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart are though, and they say Hi.
I still have some boxes from my last move to go through – I’ll get back to you…