… despite several attempts, I still can’t post .gifs, memes, or video clips properly to add context to some of the seemingly nonsense things I say. The interns excel at such things.
These intern prospects are just starting out on such wonderful careers! And they need all the guidance and mentor-ship that we can muster, mister. So, of course, most of us are ready to help any way we can – except those who moisturize and nance around to disco on Saturday night. I really don’t think the candidates would be interested in people like USSJIMMYCARTER!
Anyway, as Nelson Rockefeller once said, “The country needs leadership and I’m ready to give it!”
Because …
… I will train and and train and train until achieving the very best result, ever.
It’s the christian thing to do.
The neighborhood skanks could really use a role model.
…my wife could really use a hand with the smaller tasks so she can focus on the bigger things.
…bikini car washes aren’t any fun by myself.
… despite several attempts, I still can’t post .gifs, memes, or video clips properly to add context to some of the seemingly nonsense things I say. The interns excel at such things.
I wish to adopt an intern because…I’m a dirty old man with delusions of grandure. (At least I’m honest.)
These intern prospects are just starting out on such wonderful careers! And they need all the guidance and mentor-ship that we can muster, mister. So, of course, most of us are ready to help any way we can – except those who moisturize and nance around to disco on Saturday night. I really don’t think the candidates would be interested in people like USSJIMMYCARTER!
Anyway, as Nelson Rockefeller once said, “The country needs leadership and I’m ready to give it!”
-Jimmy (Call me Jim!)
… I am a self-loathing masochist who needs to be treated badly…