Straight Line of the Day: Caveman Rules: … Posted by Oppo on 13 August 2025, 12:00 pm Some cavemen somewhere had the thought: “There need to be some rules in this cave!” 1
Head Caveman: (in caveman speak) All good looking women must wooden pole dance…that is all. 3 Reply to this comment
Macho Caveman: “When daddy put his rock into mommy’s rock cutter out come Pebbles!” Reply to this comment
The saber-toothed tiger in the cave expressed his disagreement with the proposition by immediately eating the caveman. 2 Reply to this comment
Caveman Rules: All sharp sticks must be checked before entering cave, no exceptions 4 Reply to this comment
No butt wind near fire stick. Him bring bacon first choose pokey pokey. Throw rock like girl first eat yucky things. 3 Reply to this comment
Caveman Rules: Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”. 1 Reply to this comment
Caveman rules: Master of cave say it ok for art critic to pee on poorly drawn cave murals. 1 Reply to this comment
I actually enjoyed that. No joke, true story. Just quit pooping in my back yard; if it’s not you I’m sure you have some connections. Reply to this comment
Head Caveman: (in caveman speak)
All good looking women must wooden pole dance…that is all.
Macho Caveman: “When daddy put his rock into mommy’s rock cutter out come Pebbles!”
The saber-toothed tiger in the cave expressed his disagreement with the proposition by immediately eating the caveman.
Phil Hartman unavailable for comment.
Caveman Rules: Monkey Drools
Caveman Rules: We Invented Rock
Caveman Rules: Pinky must always be out when sampling demitasse…
Brain can stay – he funny!
Caveman Rules: All sharp sticks must be checked before entering cave, no exceptions
No butt wind near fire stick.
Him bring bacon first choose pokey pokey.
Throw rock like girl first eat yucky things.
“O.J. go free.”
Head Caveman: “Yes, I saw him in Epstein Cave..nothing wrong here.”
Cave 76 is arrogant, and bad at singing.
All the rest can go to hell, though
Crapper is OUTSIDE the cave
“First rule of Caveman Club: Ow! That hurt!”
Caveman Rules: …
No Pooftas!
Caveman rule ….
…. “We don’t want the Irish. “
Caveman Rules: Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”.
Caveman rules: Master of cave say it ok for art critic to pee on poorly drawn cave murals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1z-tMS6ddY
I actually enjoyed that. No joke, true story. Just quit pooping in my back yard; if it’s not you I’m sure you have some connections.
Cavecat rules!
Press Secretary for Head Caveman: “Head Man say taste like chicken.”
Keith Richards told him that “you don’t want to go down that path”.