Dear Phil…found new waters to hang out in. Losing weight on the nuts only diet and my cholesteral numbers are much better…may be going through the change as I often feel flushed…will write again soon..
“Under the seat
Under the seat
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me
Up in the store they work all day
Under the bum we lurk away
Like liberal voters
Lookin’ like floaters
Under the seat”
Way overdue for a trim
Contrary to popular opinion, you can catch crabs from a toilet seat.
“with”
Guaranteed to be cleaner than the ones we catch out in the Long Island Sound.
Zoom all the way in and it strongly resembles the Crab Nebula Super Nova…or the crab tank at Red Lobster.🦞
When your girlfriend drops you hints about her health, but you don’t get subtle.
He’s crabby every morning until he comes out of the toilet…
Not craw, CRAW!!!
5 year old ruins planned crab dinner after watching Finding Nemo.
“Hmmm, you don’t look flushed…”
How many crabs would a Karen crap if a Karen could crap crabs?
Alaskan King Crap!
Dear Phil…found new waters to hang out in. Losing weight on the nuts only diet and my cholesteral numbers are much better…may be going through the change as I often feel flushed…will write again soon..
Cat: “You look thirsty, Mr. Dog. Why don’t you go into the bathroom and get a drink. “
Illegal or not, Trump has vowed to not deport migrant dingleberry pickers.
The gym teacher never told us about big ‘uns like this … Yikes!!
Man, my digestive system ain’t what it used to be.
“You wouldn’t sh** me, would ya?”
“Under the seat
Under the seat
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me
Up in the store they work all day
Under the bum we lurk away
Like liberal voters
Lookin’ like floaters
Under the seat”
One huge crab for mankind.
One small crab for Moohelle’s hind.