FEMA FOMO FAFO

FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out. They didn’t want to be left behind by all those other government workers.

FEMA workers fired for watching ‘racially charged’ porn, bestiality content on gov’t-issued devices at work
NY Post | 09/02/2025 | Josh Christenson

Two FEMA workers tasked with helping to keep the country safe from terrorism and nuclear meltdowns were booted Tuesday — for watching “racially charged” and other sick porn on the job, The Post has learned.

The lewd-loving employees were canned after an internal investigation by the Department of Homeland Security’s Insider Threat Operations Center, which flagged at least one of them for consuming “deviant pornography” — including bestiality, said DHS officials, whose department oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

“These individuals had access to critical information and intelligence and were entrusted to safeguard Americans from emergencies—and instead they were consuming pornography,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem seethed in a statement.

“And in at least one case the pornography consumed was racially charged and involved bestiality,” Noem said.

Both rogue workers were stationed at FEMA’s isolated, sparsely populated Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center near Bluemont, Va., which is supposed to safeguard the homeland against national emergencies, terror attacks, and even nuclear disasters.

This is part of FEMA’s job? What are their prevention powers?

They used their FEMA-issued devices, including at least computer, during the work day for their seamy antics, officials said.

“When disasters strike, FEMA cannot afford to be caught with its pants down,” a source noted to The Post of the scandal.

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 8/27/2025 : New Matches for 9/3/2025

Hope everyone had a great Labor Day weekend.

Results

Lois ChilesNo PreferenceTalisa Soto
118371
Eva GreenNo PreferenceCorinne Clery
132075

Matches for 9/3/3035

Match 1

Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Emily Bolton1 – 3 – 0183 – 13 – 473
Manuela

Actress:Emily Bolton
Nationality:Aruban
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Emily Bolton

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherina Murino1 – 3 – 0445 – 8 – 424
Solange Dimitrios

Actress:Catherina Murino
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:

Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

Caterina Murino

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48 votes · 48 answers

Match 2

Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Leila Shenna0 – 4 – 099 – 21 – 575
Private Jet Hostess

Actress:Leila Shenna
Nationality:Moroccan
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.

Leila Shenna

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Olga Kurylenko3 – 1 – 0506 – 7 – 256
Camille Montes

Actress:Olga Kurylenko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Quantum of Solace (2008)

Synopsis:

Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.

Olga Kurylenko

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43 votes · 43 answers